Learning To Crawl From The Ashes

sorry for posting a lot about *remembers this is tumblr* nothing i can post whatever i want forever

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

mostly i do god knows what

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

actually pheromone sensing works differently from normal olfaction, since humans in our world don’t have a functioning vomeronasal organ (VNO), we don’t have any data on how covid-19 would affect a functioning VNO in omegaverse AUs

OP this is very well-written but im still hung up on how you came onstage dressed as a clown only to tear off the costume and reveal yourself as a biologist

American Symbol 🇺🇸👸🇺🇸

playing and experiencing are very different though. i'd vote, no i'm not playing it, but yes i'm experiencing it.

if the weapon forged against me is cool as fuck i may deign to allow it to prosper

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