the department of skeletor

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Official joy and whimsy post

the highest recorded wet bulb temperatures in the world occur in india, jsyk. in odisha, they’ve hit 34.6 degrees celsius. the human survivability limit is 35 degrees celsius but the body faces significant risks, potentially fatal risks, even at 30 degrees as it starts failing to cool itself, like i’m talking organ failure levels of risk. climate change isn’t coming to peak, it’s been in the global south where you can’t see it or feel it.

imagine temperatures that high and humidity as high as 75%—you make more heat than you can ever cool. your sweat cannot evaporate fast enough. you literally boil alive. heat deaths in india are underreported and they already hit the thousands. there is no plan, for a nation of almost 2 billion people. no plan. nothing.

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

i love that almost everyone has their own unique bedrooms thats such a cute human thing

no bedroom looks the same just like no human is the same. are you getting what im putting down here

you walk into someones room and its like walking into a part of their soul This is so special to me <3

This and "masking optional" signs at best without even some free baggy blue procedural masks on a table is why I stopped doing so much stuff in my area. The Pride committee in the town next to me that does a big Pride parade explicitly stated that lawn chairs wouldn't be allowed because they "take up too much space..." So fuck anyone who can't stand for hours in the June heat, right?

All foreign films/shows should have two subtitle options. A localized one that better serves the original intent of the story and dialogue and a more literal one that awkwardly translates phrases in a preserved state, specifically for perverts who want to learn the language (me)

Ideally subtitles would take up about a third of the entire screen, consisting of the written dialogue in the original language, a literal translation in English, and a localized translation. "That sounds terrible and inconvenient" NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. SOME THINGS CAN BE 4 ME