on the lips of the souls that you dismissed

Thinking about how red marble stone look way too much like meat

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break nid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

I’ll never get over the fact that in the omegaverse there are two Horny Werewolf Fuck Or Die categories you can be born as and then there’s a third category which is just Normal. Why is that so hilarious to me