on the lips of the souls that you dismissed

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break nid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

I’ll never get over the fact that in the omegaverse there are two Horny Werewolf Fuck Or Die categories you can be born as and then there’s a third category which is just Normal. Why is that so hilarious to me

the thing about nope (2022) dir. jordan peele is that it is literally one of the best movies ever made and yet people insist for whatever reason that it isn't. and the general consensus agrees as if that isn't glaringly wrong and outrageous

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode