Baptise Me Indigo

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

girls scissoring dot gov

the boy king does not concern himself with "social" "media" "clapbacks." he delegates such things to his trusted knight. who is a shitstirrer.

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

hey if you're someone who edits Wikipedia articles, spread the word that it's quite disrespectful that so many Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander public figures' Mobs/nations are not listed in their bios at all. Even well-known figures who have publicly stated who their Mob are, get simply described as "Aboriginal" or "First Nations" with no specification of their Mob/nation. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are not a monolithic culture. Every nation/Country/Mob has its own language, law, lore, customs, songlines etc. Promoting, unwittingly or not, the notion that Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are one monolithic group feeds into the very same colonial narrative that was used to justify settler colonisation and attempted genocide (i.e the racist idea that we were/are a primitive monolithic people without culture, language, etc.). Of course, there are people whose Country might not be publicly known, but I am ofc, not talking about those figures. If wiki editors can do it for Taika Waititi, you can do it for famous Blakfellas. Also in general, this is respectful to do if you're writing about Blakfellas.

@alwayswasalwayswillbeourland

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

sometimes when a real horny post thats typed like this crosses my dash mommy stares at it in confusion trying to figure out what the joke is but there is no joke. some people really jack off to this