i was born bi, i’ve been bi, i stay bi

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

decided that part of ilya's insane asshole deal is simply that he (social media menace) knows and instinctively keeps track of a scary amount of information about all other players personal lives. half his chirps are just "how is michaela? saw it was her niece's birthday party last week. she had nice time?" and then the other guy tries to kill him

there is nothing too mundane for me. i will like that picture of your umbrella. i do care about your favourite flavour of juice. I'm happy to learn whatever is in your head right now

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case