Smo Queed

I think people are riding a bike over it. Stairs suck to ride a bike down.

SHUT

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

Magic binder that teliports your boobs to a transfem of your choosing

Imagining a trans womans chest suddenly deflating while she’s at the club and being like ‘noooooo Dylan must be home 😭😭😭’

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

if you watch the Emoji Movie there is a very good chance you will change your mind on wanting to live forever

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

fundamentally do not understand WHY people post ai slop. If it's not real, nobody made it up, and it communicates nothing, what's the point? If it blows up and gets millions of 'interactions' —that's the only angle that even remotely makes sense to me. It sucks ass, but I understand the profit motive. What gets me is the aunties and nobodies posting ai slop that will never go viral. What is the point?! It's like looking into a black hole. It's less than nothing, because nothing would be peaceful. It's noise that means absolutely nothing except 'look.' Look at what? Not at you. Not at anything real. So why?!

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

I have an absolutist stance on the phrase "man up". If you tell someone to "man up", I discard your opinion. If you are a self-proclaimed feminist and you tell someone to "man up", you should know better, and therefore I consider your personal credibility suspect. And if you say "man up" because you heard a transmasculine person say anything along the lines of "I dislike the way others treat me for being transmasc", then every transmasc person you know is justified in verbally ripping you to shreds. Not to put too fine a point on it, but there is no good reason to use this phrase in earnest, and I will not pretend that it doesn't make my blood boil. Put the toxic masculinity down. I'm no longer asking.

"these overconsumption products shouldn't exist!! nobody needs them!! do it yourself!!!" *look inside and it's a disability aid marketed for mass casual use to make it more accessible*

I like the idea that the bf is on the left and the gf on the right

Definitely bf is on the left