this will always be you.

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

STOP I'LL CRY

okay lets see what the fuss is about with ryan gosling and that rock crab in space

Okay well im like a minute in and ive already seen mr gosling flop around in a medical ward like some sort of sick fish so needless to say im enraptured

learning web coding is really funny bc it will have you pumping your fist into the air over successfully centering a div

the other side of this of course is that stuff that might have felt extremely intimidating 5 minutes ago starts becoming something you want to tackle. i have centred the div, surely i can now make my site responsive to different screen sizes?