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Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-
(oats blow away in the wind)

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LET ME ROMANCE THEM BOAF PLEEEEASE
big fan of malevonar being neither platonic or romantic but a secret third thing (hr violation)
A Very Dispatch Christmas
A Dispatch Fanfic
Characters: Robert Robertson, Invisigal, Blonde Blazer/Mandy, Golem, Flambae, Prism, Punch Up, CoupĂŠ, Waterboy, Royd, Chase, and Beef the Dog.
The Z-Team attempts a Christmas party and Secret Santa in Robertâs tiny apartment and immediately turns it into loud, chaotic, affectionate disaster.
Mandy forces Christmas into existence with a tree and dangerously personalized ornaments. Malevola declares everyone too sober, Visi steals Robertâs whiskey on principle, Prism instigates emotional chaos, and the mistletoe becomes a workplace hazard. Drinks flow, boundaries evaporate, Sonar gets harm-reduced, Flambae talks shit, and several people almost get stabbed.
Royd shows up with enough food to save everyone, proving once again that Christmas survives purely through noise, mess, and mutual fondness.
Then Secret Santa happens and the Z-Team is as messy as you'd expect.
AO3 Link
Shared Mission Objectives
Dispatch Fanfic
Ship: Mandy/Robert/Invisigal (Polyamory, Mandy wants in)
Summary:
Invisigal proved herself. Robert didnât break. Mandy stayed.
Somewhere in the slow, messy aftermath, Mandy starts realizing her feelings arenât as simple as she thought - especially when she keeps catching herself wanting both of them just as much as they want each other.
But healing isnât linear, the team has their own disasters to sort through, and Mandy is trying very hard to be normal about all of it.
And unfortunately, the Z-Team is a group of loud, observant assholes.
Link on AO3
Let these three all be in love, damn it.

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!
Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude
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the sirens wouldnt even have to sing beautiful or anything. id still come over to the shallows and rocks to see whats up see whats happening. whats all going on
*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god youâre here. *doesnât interact with them in any shape or form*

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creepypastas dont scare me because i know that somewhere on youtube theres a video of that creepypasta being in a yaois with another creepypasta and so theyre not scary anymore
Achilles wouldnât have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.
Donât let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.
this is how antivaxxers argue lmao
fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.
they did very much immediatly make a crypto after that one tho
The QR code takes you to an Instagram video of the fart gun from dispicable me
So the minions are still on our side actually

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Iâm like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction
 Hey btw, another worldbuilding thing: You can, and actually should have weird and impractical cultural things. Theyâre not inherently unrealistic, for as long as you address the realistic consequences as well.
 Letâs say youâve got a city where thereâs tame white doves everywhere. Theyâre not pests, theyâre regarded as sacred, holy protectors of the city, and the whole city cares for them and feeds them like theyâre pets. Theyâre so tame because itâs a social taboo to hurt or scare one. Nice pretty doves :)
 Then someone points out that even if theyâre not seen as pests, doesnât having a completely unchecked feral pigeon population - that not only isnât being culled, but actively fed and cared for - mean that there would be bird shit absolutely all over the place?
 A part of you wants to say no, because these are your nice, pretty doves. To explain that thereâs a reason why theyâre not shitting all over the place, maybe theyâre super-intelligent and specifically bred and trained to not shit all over the place. The logistics of how, exactly, could anyone breed and train a flock of feral birds go unaddressed.
 An even worse solution would be to not have those birds, editing them out of the world. No, they spark joy, you canât just toss them out!
 Now, consider: Yes, yes they would, but the city also has an extensive public sanitation service thatâs occupied 90% of the time by cleaning bird shit off of everything. One of the most common last names in the area actually translates to âone who scrapes off dove shitâ, and itâs a highly respected occupation. And thanks to the sheer necessity of constantly regularly cleaning everything, the city enjoys a much higher standard of cleanliness, and less public health issues caused by poor public sanitation.
 The doves do protect the city. By shitting fucking everywhere.
While I absolutely love your idea, I just want to say that you can easily reduce public bird shitting from Pigeons by offering them comfortable lodgings where they can sleep and feed. Sure, you need to clean THOSE, but the pigeons shit a lot less all over town.
The Augsburg concept has one big pigeon house every 500m in which wild pigeons are fed, protected from weather and have nesting opportunities. Cities doing that have WAY less uncontrolled populations (since they can take out eggs if they feel they need reduce the population), way less shit AND a healthy population since itâs easier for veterinarians to notice and get to sick animals.
So Iâd say one can of course still keep your general ideaâŚâŚbut thereâs also those MASSIVE palace-like pidgeon houses and only the most worthy are allowed to enter and directly interact with the pigeons (feed them, heal them, clean their lodgings). One big entrance for the human servants (priests??) and millions of small holes for the pigeons.
In fact, one could potentially turn your idea around IN THE PIDGEONS FAVOR. So your world is like ours and most major cities have a big feral pigeon population. And most of those cities HATE the pigeons and try to fight them and stuff. And they think that pigeon worshipper town is frigging cuckoo. BUT when comparing, then pigeon worshipper town is ridiculously clean and beautiful. No bird shit everywhere, no ruined house facades and statues from erosion through bird poop. Pigeon haters go âhow tf are you so clean, you have birds EVERYWHERE???â and the worshippers shrug and show their little bird temples spread around town that keep their precious birdies AND their town pretty.
I think this is a really good example of how research can greatly improve your worldbuilding! You donât have to be perfectly accurate - it is fantasy after all - but the real world is so much more clever and beautiful than any of us know
advice thatâs stuck with me: you donât have to work inwards to justify a premise (e.g., âhow would it ever be plausible to use snakes as currencyâ) as long as you work outwards in interesting ways from that premise (e.g., âhow would a society that used snakes as currency look different? what would they use for wallets?â)
Wait, did you choose snakes specifically as a reference to that time when people literally used snakes as currency, or what is a random example?
Sorry, that time what
Okay Iâm not aware of snakes as currency but I am aware of snakes as commodity and The Cobra Effect says a lot about capitalism and imperialism. Even if itâs not really certain that the situation actually happened, it demonstrates the fact that markets cannot match the complexity of reality, and itâs especially important in species management. The premise of the Cobra Effect is this. 1) Britain invades and conquers India 2) There are venomous snakes (Cobras) there that brits do not know jack shit about and would not attempt to avoid if they did. Because changing your plans is not Imperialist Patriotic Manliness. 3) Solution: Pay the locals to kill off snakes. 4) Profit? The story goes, however, that the bounty on dead snakes encouraged the locals, for whom the snakes were an everyday problem and a known quantity, to breed more snakes in order to cash in, which lead to more cobras, more problems (for the British). Especially after the amusingly scammed invading nation canceled the snake bounty and people turned their baskets of venomous snakes out of the house. Leading, because you now had a larger number of venomous snakes closer to populated areas, to venomous snake problems for EVERYONE. Even if none of this happened on a large enough scale to actually affect the number of cobras, or number of encounters with cobras, in any part of India, the pattern matches other perverse incentives in society - namely, if you pay for evidence of people stopping or destroying a thing, youâre paying for some number of people to fake it. Which generally makes the thing you want to stop a bigger problem for everyone. Which is how funding police in response to drug busts works.