let the curtains rise for the main attraction!

White people will watch some idiot’s ugly cartoon and then commit a hate crime if you aren’t into it

And you’ll ask them hey is the cartoon even good and they’ll say “no but it’s Important”.

And it’s not even important

i love how easily clockable this image is as coming from 2016 even to someone who had never seen it before

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

every time i see an author express this kind of sentiment they write the worst, most forgettable, pulp-worthy, landfill destined garbage ever made. this law of reality continues to hold strong

I just want to get dicked down again =/

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

Club penguin. They were penguins.

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

God i miss him so much

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy