^q^

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

that’s why she snapped