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warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence.                                 change pronouns to your liking / as you see fit!

*  A MIXTURE OF PREACHER PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ A woman needs to know how to be strong and stand on her own. ‘

‘ How hurt you want him? How far do I go? One punch? Two? ‘

‘ And violence… makes violence. It makes nothing much at all. ‘

‘ Anyone were listen’, I would. Believe me. I’d pray. ‘

‘ Jesus, what kind of preacher are you? ‘

‘ I imagine there’s worse things that could happen. ‘

‘ Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith. ‘

‘ I’ll try not to punch anyone, either. ‘

‘ I didn’t have an answer for her at least, not a convincing one. ‘

‘ Silence is as deep as eternity, and speech is shallow as time. ‘

‘ What do you say to that, sir? Do you agree? Yes or no? ‘

‘ What the bloody hell happened there? ‘

‘ Should’ve tried harder. Was that an un-Christian thing to say, was it? ‘

‘ Just run around, do whatever whenever you want. What kind of a life is that? ‘

‘ I’m currently on the run from a group of vampire-hunting religious vigilantes. ‘

‘ Honestly, ________, I don’t know how you keep finding me. ‘

‘ Look, I’m just sayin’, boring’s not the worst thing a person can be. ‘

‘ We just want what’s inside the preacher. ‘

‘ D–Delivery dropped that off over an hour ago.. ‘

‘ Power like that, who wouldn’t want it? ‘

‘ It feels like… there’s a big blender in my gut. ‘

‘ Didn’t ask, didn’t warn, didn’t get angry. Just got what needed doing done. ‘

‘ But that temper of yours–not even your mama could handle it. ‘

‘ Comes to men and their deviances, I threw my hands up long ago. ‘

‘ I know we hate each other, but please, please, just this once, do the right thing here. ‘

‘ I’ll be good. I’ll be so damn good, you won’t even know it’s me. ‘

‘ I don’t talk how my meat gets made, you don’t talk about your magic man in the sky. ‘

‘ I’m not ashamed. And I know what comes next. Nothing. ‘

‘ What if we’re held to account for our actions? What if there’s punishment?! ‘

‘ But what if you’re wrong? What if there’s Judgement? ‘

‘ What if they tear you apart real slow-like, with chains and spikes? ‘

‘ You kill people? ‘

‘ Sleep in a coffin? Turn into a bat? Fangs? Afraid of the cross? ‘

‘ We lost a lot of good men that day. Lost a lot of horses, too. ‘

‘ We grow or we die, ________. We grow or we die. ‘

‘ I doubt everything all the time, all right? It’s the only way to live. ‘

‘ I went through a period of low self-control. ‘

‘ God may not make mistakes, but people are bloody famous for it! ’

‘ I’m gonna make them see the light and fulfill my promise. ‘

‘ The world’s ending. Otherwise, who gives a shit? ‘

‘ And you’re what? Smiling? They should be terrified. ‘

‘ I’m not giving you my father’s church.  ‘

‘ But, then again, that’s true of all of us. Don’t you think? ‘

‘ I have answered the demand with a cannon shot. I shall never surrender or retreat. ‘

‘ You need to shout. You need to scream. You need to spread the word. ‘

‘ With all due respect, that church is holy ground. ‘

‘ That church is nothing more than wood and paint of bits of colored glass. ‘

‘ You dug out of Hell with your hands? ‘

‘ Now, I don’t want you to feel like you’re human shields, but let’s not mince words. ‘

‘ You are human, and you’re gonna be acting as shields of a sort. ‘

‘ You see, this is my point. What else don’t we know? ‘

‘ I want y'all to race forward and try real hard not to get your penises shot off. ‘

‘ What kind of God wants to tear down a church? ‘

‘ Occupation? You’re going to hell. Someone may ask. ‘

‘ You left a telephone with a direct line to heaven’s throne under the bed? ‘

‘ Judging from this, you’re a very passionate man. ‘

‘ I just want to take a shower. I keep finding bits of… I don’t know what in my hair. ‘

‘ I’m sorry. I know you had your hopes up. But that’s why there’s whiskey. ‘

‘ Whatever it is, no matter the question, music’s your answer. ‘

‘ Alright, so… God’s an expert crier and he yells a lot.. ‘

‘ It’s a human being thing. It’s disgusting. ‘

‘ We confess, tell them everything, and throw ourselves on their mercy. ‘

‘ They’d separate us forever. Still, we wouldn’t be going to hell, also. ‘

‘ I thought it was clever. Who checks under a bed anymore? ‘

‘ You know what’s crazy, _______? What’s completely banana balls insane? ‘

‘ Again, to clarify, I don’t say “faceless” in the pejorative sense. ‘

‘ It’s a lie, and I’m going to tear it down peg by peg. Grind it into dust.  ‘

‘ There’s nothing else. There’s no spirit. There’s no soul. There’s nothing.. ‘

‘ I’m sorry, we’re just gonna, like, drive around, shooting people, getting sated, and looking for God? ‘

I think I look pretty good,

                    All things considered.