lumberjack forest nymph

Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:

edward having to choke up the piece of pizza like a cat with a hairball

edward being the moody teenager of the family, complete with emmett’s big brother energy and esme’s clear favoritism towards her youngest

when he’s like “oh, i see. bella’s insane. i guess i’ll get her the best doctors then and visit her in the hospital often”

jasper and emmett acting as edward’s side mirrors when the actual mirrors fall off the stolen car

esme making edward mop the floor

edward going to bella’s house for the first time because he thinks a meteorite might kill her

carlisle forcing them to attend the funeral every time they fuck up and kill someone

finding out both charlie and renee have strange minds as well and edward just… never mentioned it?

emmett and jasper not letting edward play board games with them

this happens in twilight too, but bella asking about sex mere hours after their first kiss is still hilarious

edward preparing himself for bella to run screaming when he sparkles

edward’s victorian ass getting horny when he sees bella’s ankle for the first time at prom

his reanimated corpse son: