My real name is Alamein. Iβm named after my dad and heβs named after some place where the MΔori Battalion fought during World War II. Dadβs brothers and sisters are Faenza, Tunisia, Libya, and Michael Jackson.
BOY (2010) dir. Taika Waititi
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My real name is Alamein. Iβm named after my dad and heβs named after some place where the MΔori Battalion fought during World War II. Dadβs brothers and sisters are Faenza, Tunisia, Libya, and Michael Jackson.
BOY (2010) dir. Taika Waititi

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Taika waititi movies be like [balances humour and ridiculousness with this incredible earnestness that's hard to find in film]
This is hilarious π€£π€£π€£π€£
The fact that this was posted by Taika himself on his Instagram account makes this 189x funnier
what we do in the shadows style show about will on the dutchmanΒ
Will: Yeah everyone is dead, but I still try to keep a positive mood on board. You know, just because weβre stuck between worlds and have to ferry the dead and might never see our loved ones again doesnβt mean we have to be downers about it! So we have little communal activities that arenβt mandatory per se, but I do highly encourage everyone to come.Β
[cut to the entire crew crammed in the captainβs cabin as Will plays the organ poorly]
Bootstrap: Will is my captain of course, but heβs also my son, which technically makes me the highest authority on board. So that is why I get to call him Will instead of captain.Β
Maccus: Yes, and we all respect that, of courseΒ
[cut to Bootstrap saying βgood morning, Willβ out on deck, followed by a zoom in on three other crewmembers glaring at him]
Will: Today we are going to renegotiate our contracts with my boss, the sea goddess Calypso. So that is very exciting, weβre all very excited.Β
Calypso: You know, I originally made this curse for my ex, so I do feel like some changes could be in order. But on the other hand, I donβt want to seem like Iβm going soft. Overall, thereβs a lot to consider.Β
Will: Weβre hoping for some more vacation days, for example. Me, I havenβt seen my wife and son in over eight years, and that was only because Henry almost drowned. So itβs not really an ideal situation to raise a child and Iβm hoping to take that up with Calypso.Β
[Will, Bootstrap and Maccus are sat next to each other at a desk. Calypso sits on the other side, we cannot hear what they are saying, but they end up shaking hands.]
Will: That actually went surprisingly well! Nothingβs really decided yet, but we have been promised vacation days and even insurance.Β
Calypso: I didnβt even know they knew what a union was.Β

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I truly am devastated that academy award winner jojo rabbitβs impact on this hellsite seems to mainly have been a following of people bending over backwards to call two german soldiers during ww2 soft uwu beans
Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns>every star war and star trek and space odyssey produced to date
taika waititi would not be afraid of using βtoxicβ by britney spears during a fight scene
oscar winner taika waititi would not be afraid of using βtoxicβ by britney spears during a fight scene
17hrs in procreate ππ» congrats on the oscar king
Ufff this is an Oscar worthy story of it's own

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let's pour one for the king
the consensus ive drawn is that yes i love the captain k/finkel content in jojo rabbit and i fully recognize that they are canonically gay characters written by a jewish man of color so i donβt think liking them is ~problematic~ but BOY does it skeeve me out to see a photo of two men in nazi uniforms with the caption βpure boys uwuβ and i hope that doesnβt sound hypocritical
Jojo rabbit in four hours bitches let's go
Where is Mr Waititi's OSCAR?

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Jojo rabbit in four hours bitches let's go