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Why do they shoot the horse in the head when it breaks its ankle . How is that supposed to help

Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Travis Mcelroy has joined BROCKHAMPTON

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?