Rodent blood

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

gender envy is nice but what about gender appreciation? what if i don't exactly wanna go with my own gender in that direction but i'm still like "love what you've done with the place" when seeing someone's gender presentation?

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

Her and Yoko Taro are legends at hiding from cameras. xD 

reblog this if you’d sit on my driveway with me and talk while rain pours on us

something is wrong with him (lovingly)