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Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt

Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt

Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

#rumi explaining why she's a pillow princess

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

This year for disability pride month I’d like to remind everyone that Narcolepsy is not the same thing as necrophilia. Surely no one has ever made that mistake right?

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

The reason the sun burns vampires is that all the plants worship it.

That is the single most insane addition possible and I love it.

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

it's actually impressive how after almost 3 months this post just keeps catching yankees who are dying to show you what their secret dialogue is

Engineered to fail is actually my favorite approach.

I got invited into a ttrpg but the character had to somewhat explicitly be a kind of religious zealots, which is a little bit anathema to my personality, but as soon as I hit on characterizing her as fervently devoted to a god which might not be real, as well as both physically and behaviorally unable to do anything but place herself constantly in the middle of life threatening danger, everything fell into place. Is she going to get killed? Maybe, probably. But it's much more exciting this way.

Trait description is like "If you give your character giant wings that make her able to fly, literally everyone will immediately think she is a monster and try to kill her," oh wow, I get to fly and constantly get attacked, say less

Anyway, she has a small cult now.

I didn't even know you could get a cult, but as soon as the option was available, obviously I was taking a cult.

I have never gotten more than a passing familiarity with the background lore of any ttrpg, not out of any sense but because I cannot focus on information like that. I will pinpoint the specific details I need with search functions and gain nothing else, which makes for some very realistic bafflement towards the local culture with my winged girl pretty solidly unwilling to acknowledge anything other than her own deity as real.

I am sick so I drw sketches of everyone else characters in the game because I am nice that way.

I'm betting Demon The Descent. What ttrpg is it exactly?

Every player getting all their weapons out, absolutely ready to have to get into a fight, only to watch my girl finally show what I designed her to do and basically command everyone in her way to yield. There was no fight, utterly stupid, 100% what she's for.

I spent so long leaning into making her a dramatic zealot who doesn't care if she dies because of her belief in her own righteousness, the hell with consequences, if she dies she dies, that I accidentally made it so that trying to disagree with her could straight up knock a dude fully unconsciousness.

Purely on strength of character, she went from "we need to keep her from getting herself killed" to "we have to stop her from killing anyone important" in one scene without striking a single blow or starting any fights. I'm having a lot of fun.

I think it's important to know that I play her fairly serious minded. Despite the chaos of her presence, she herself is not the type of person to try and upset every applecart along the way. Chaos happens because she is so very serious and devout, which is by way of prelude to introduce the fact that I'm usually trying to mimic Zhaan from Farscape when I'm roleplaying her.

I don't know exactly how we got here but the fail girl I built to get killed just ordered someone to go on a quest and he had to go do it. Just walked away in the middle of a fight because she told him to go back to where he came from and help out everyone along the way. Also more people have joined the cult she started, and due to a crisis of faith she's started telling people to worship her directly and I think she might accidentally be making herself into a minor deity if she can't resolve things.

Entering her Cosmic Horror era.

She is supposed to have an aura which represents something about her, so I picked The Sun (Sunshine movie cosmic horror version).

There are two ways things happen in this game, one of them is "hey your juvenile delinquent Child of Prophecy has snuck off to conduct some B&E, again" and the other is "Your bird woman has flown into the middle of trouble, again."

I didn't want her to look like your normal winged badass, so her appearance is loosely based on Amelia Earhart. She has messy, short hair, freckles, a crooked smile with a gap between her front teeth. Her ears stick out from the side of her head. She has a little pug nose. I named her Zia.

The wings also mean that sometimes she can just leave without warning. "I'm gonna go look at that thing now." What? Too late, she's in the air.

Zia is, by almost any metric I could consider, the least "powerful" character in the group. She is not physically strong, she does not have anything that physically protects her or does extraordinary damage in a fight, she has no kind of complicated spells or special connection to mystical spirits, she is for all purposes a nobody with few resources, and only recently got the in game version of magical artifact. She's not sneaky or good at talking to people or finding things or any of that. All she really has going on is functionally speaking being the world's biggest bluff whose only goal is to make people back down, either by not fighting or not getting in her way, and also me willing to dump all her game resources into making that happen regardless of future consequences.

I told my GM that Zia is popular on tumblr, and she said she might look up my tumblr so everyone be cool.

Petition to make Zia a Tumblr Sexywoman. Do we have those?

It's been ten years and still no tumblr sexywoman acknowledgement

*I* would vote for her, and I can easily conscript some members of the Practical Guide To Evil/Pale Lights server to vote for her as well. Has anyone drawn any fanart of her yet?