Hi?

There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)

There is a reality not so far from our own in which that's how they spell it

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

happy pride! you know what that means

all the girls i follow are so pretty i wish u all the best in life

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

thats most likely a bat

I have never seen or heard a bat in real life, but I think I could tell one apart from a passerine.

I assume the bird would take those 38 seconds to tell the nacked monkey where he can shove his light pollution ...

I'm gonna need more than 38 seconds to explain the bird that the midnight sun was already here before humans even arrived.

foolproof, huh? well. let me proof to you how fool I can be

This is embarrassing really our society should have moved on from the need to boymode years ago