fun-hating communist, she/her, 20

handler: unfortunately it has to be a sex thing

pilot: aw MAN. can i still kill minorities and poor people

handler: 100%. with reckless abandon, even. but we are gonna have to touch you over it

handler: well. hmm. uh. about that. hm. look we'll hop you up on a ton of military grade drugs and like use weird hypno tech on you so you wont even be fully cognizant for all of it

second pilot: i guess thats not so bad

third pilot: [raising hand] this will still pay for my college degree right

handler: it will definitely pay for your college degree

handler: ohh yyeaaaaahhh absolutely no yeah this is all 100% justified don't worry

second pilot: wait they attacked us first? okay i dont have any reservations here this seems fine

third pilot: i'm just doing this to get my masters

first pilot: just to clarify i would do it either way. i just want to kill them

second pilot: you're kind of fucked up

first pilot: aren't we all though

handler: ok enough questions, to train you all ive bought our pilot with the most mech time out of her suit to teach you guys the basics

senior pilot: wh.. where is.. where is mmy skin,, wwh.. mmy.. where is.. ohgod,, mmy.. i'm,,, [staring at her hands] oh god what i have i done,,[reaches for the handler's gun and shoots herself in the head]