Official Torfmoor

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

I can’t believe it took until 2026 for me to see this type of joke.

bad german translations no. 43: Fahrzeuge, noun: trainspotter

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

Post-nut clarity isn't real it was invented by big jizz to sell more cum

Easy mode is doing this with literary criticism btw. Become fluent in an author's work by speedrunning several decades of academic bickering in an afternoon. It's fun.

Hard mode is anything having to do with protein structures.

They greebled my molecules and they're doing chemistry about it and that's none of my business.

Sulfur is getting fucking ratioed.

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

NOOO!!!!!!!!!

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

wow that fucker just keeps going huh