The wolves all go out of there way to bring home a few books every winter. Just whatever they can find and fit in their bags. They won’t ever be able to replace the library they lost during the sacking but the slowly growing collection does give then something else to do during the long winter nights.
It also becomes a bit of a competition- as it always does between them - to bring the best book, the book with the most interesting story of how they acquired it, and the most Valuable book (the definition of which changes every year).
Lambert makes it his goal every year to bring the most indecent romance novels he can. I’m talking novels labeled Erotic. I’m talking Porn with just enough plot to get published. Sometimes the others will try to one up him by bringing something even steamier. No one has ever beaten Lambert though.
Much to Vesemir horror the new library is a majority erotic novels (which they do try to hide from Ciri when she arrives).
One year Lambert brings home a story about a wandering knight and his faithful squire. He likes to read excepts to the wolves to get back at them for insulting his cooking, ripping the fancy blanket he won last year, beating him at qwent. Any opportunity really.
And the first few chapters are them going to brothels and wooing ladies. the standard stuff.
But then. Then they start sharing beds and brothels and the other partners just. fall away and they’re Only with each other.
Lambert LOVES reading this to Geralt especially cause it can Actually make Geralt blush and run from the room. He’s NEVER managed that with Geralt. Fuck YEAH.
And Geralts Dying. Because he recognized the prose during the First Chapter. and the pen name the writer used.
Jaskier had written a gay romance novel about the two of them. Chocked full of the squires effusive praise for the ‘knight’.
And then one day Lambert stops reading it. Seems even shorter than normal with everyone.
“Lambert you wanna stop being a prick and read your dumb gay romance novel to us? Promise to only throw food at you this time.” Eskel said.
“No. that was a shitty Fucking book and I hate it.”
“Oh did the gays die again? Lambert you know they won’t get published if they have a happy ending. Just rip the last pages out like always.”
“No! The knight went and rode off into he Fucking sunset with that damn princess! Left the squire behind without a Fucking word!!!! I hate that Fucking knight and wanna rip his Fucking dick off!”
“Oh. Huh. Well they didn’t die for once. happy ending.”
“It’s not a happy ending Eskel how -
“The knight and the princess were Fated to be together Lambert! all the foreshadowing was there!”
“The princess treated him like a moron! The squire Actually knew him and cared about him!”
“The squire caused him nothing but problems Lambert! Of Course he went with the princess who loved him and could give him the peaceful life he craved! Not every damn bi man has to end up with the guy Lambert!”
Eskel and Lambert continued their Screaming match. Vesemir appear to be regretting his every life decision. Ciri popped in the earplugs and continued reading her book. Geralt stared into his ale, frozen.
“What happens to the squire Lambert?” Geralt asked his drink quietly.
“THATS THE WORST PART. HE SMILES AND SENDS THEM OFF. LIKE HE ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN AND WAS HAPPY FOR THEM. AND YOU CAN JUST TELL HOW HEARTBROKEN THE MOTHERFUCKER IS AND WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY WITH THAT.”
“This is why we told you not to bring gay novels Lambert. You always get upset with how they end.”
Geralt’s chair screeches against the stone as he stands up - an oddity since they all Hate that noise and actively avoid making it.
“Where are you going?” Eskel questioned as he stroad to the door.
“I need to talk to Jaskier.“
"And how do you intend to do that? Gonna ride down the mountain in a Fucking blizzard Geralt?”
“I.” The door slammed closed behind him.
“Should.” Ciri started. “One of us check on him?”
“No.” They all said in unison.
(They did all at some point check on him)
