Sammy's Fandom Extravaganza

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

number one thing i want for public bathrooms is for them to be unisex accessible safe private and clean. number two thing i want for pubic bathrooms is for them to have flat surfaces in the stalls you can put your handheld items down on when youre shittin. ive encountered it in like two bathrooms ever and it changed my life for real.

In his extreme old age in Rivendell, as the power of the One Ring fades and his mind begins to slip, Bilbo's memories become chaotic. He often forgets the names of his cousins or what he had for breakfast, but he never forgets the oak leaf pattern. He sits on the balcony for hours, holding the old, dried-up acorn from Beorn’s garden, which never grew because he couldn't bear to plant it without Thorin. When Frodo gently asks him who he is waiting for, Bilbo looks out at the trees with cloudy, tired eyes and whispers, "I am waiting for the King under the Mountain. He promised we would plant it together, and he is very late"

Bruce can and will lurk in any and all JL group comms, Batfamily “siblings only” encrypted chats, and even the rudimentary chat function YJ came up with on a bunch of old flip phones, and while his aura alone is enough to keep people nervous, nothing brings a conversation to a screeching halt quite like Batman dropping a singular 👀 into the chat.

Imagine the moment of absolute terror that shot through Bruce the first time Dick breaks protocol in the field and instead of calling for ‘Batman’ or ‘B’ he screams ‘dad!’ because he’s so scared :’)