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The Witcher: Shapeshifter! Jaskier, Thermodynamic Equibrium, Swordplay, MonsterFucker, Only Yours, Scars, Flowers and Pungent Tea, One Crown

Sherlock Holmes/The Witcher Crossover: The Ballad of John Watson

Spy x Family: Mission Complete, Lilacs and Cedarwood

Ace Attorney: They’re Idiots Your Honor, The boundaries of Life and Death, For Me its always been you, The Chessboard maker, Queer Eye

Shadowhunter: Love is the thing with feathers, The Angelic Core

#masterpost #Well i've written a fair amount at least!#bolded fics are folks favorites #if you want somewhere to start

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Loid reads as an asexual with so little sexual attraction he's looped it all the way back around and 100% believes he's pansexual. (Should that word have been available, known to him, and not something 'dangerous' for him to have been)

Yor is so asexual she's never even considered that 'hot' people might not just be a term folks use for good looking people and might actually be because they make allo people feel Hot. Absolutely no concept of this. Perhaps they mean embarrassment. Yes that must be it. See she also feels attraction!

They both think they're getting a normal grade in allosexuality.

#Loid Forger #Yor Forger #Twilight getting assigned to seduce a woman: fine #Twilight getting assigned to seduce a man: fine #other agents: isn't that hard? pretending to be attracted to someone you're not?#Twilight who has never been attracted to my anyone that way: what it's like hard?#Loid in a more progressive sexuality au society would have a pansexual flag in his office.#yes he knows about asexuality no he is not even considering it

nocandleinthewind

12th August 2026

The light from the eclipse, projecting through the gaps in a tall tree, was quite the spectacle

thelioninmybed

So the evidence implying Qifrey and Olruggio are romantically interested in each other is pretty well documented (myths, tassels, the entirety of witchen) but, I haven't seen as much about the scene that really seals for me that Qifrey wants to fuck Olruggio.

What happens literally is that we cut from baby Qifrey reaching for Olruggio and transforming, to adult Qifrey with his hand fisted in his lap, determinedly not reaching for Olruggio. And then he gets up and goes to stand in a lake and trigger his own PTSD to get the silverwood under control.

What happens symbolically is a guy thinks really hard about another guy, gets wood experiences an uncontrollable throbbing growth which fills him with horror and shame, and then he goes and stands in cold water until he can get it under control.

Completely insane scene construction. Yes, I know how the silverwood's growth is literally triggered, but sometimes a train going into a tunnel is the public transport system working as intended, and sometimes it's self-conscious Freudian symbolism.

Sometimes an evil parasite is an evil parasite, but sometimes it's also getting rock hard for your best friend.

cussundria-nerd-kneal

Qifrey's Silverwood curse being an allagory for internalized homophobia while actively being in love/lusting after his male best friend is fucking genius. I am actually going a little bonkers over it!

What a beautiful show of symbolisim, in all of its uncomfortable horror. I love Witch Hat Atelier so much.

You're wrong but I'm going to be so polite about it.

I am.

#I had a I guess it was a bad dream like at a function and then dream had a sobbing meltdown for hours #so that's where we're starting from. guess my hour of cool down post work party was inadequate.#but to say to me I don't think they'd be into kink they'd be vanilla #YOU THINK THE WOMAN WHO BLUSHED AT THE GUILLOTINE PAINTING AND FINGERED KNIVES IS VANILLA #you think the couple who's whole stick is Were playing roles for society and they're restrictive and painful and not us #gets into missionary each night?#I love an ace reading of them BOTH but if they're Going to experience attraction you don't think #she who pushes her husband on the couch for a kiss would at LEAST be the top? you don't see her pegging him at least a little!??#And you don't think man who is absolutely dedicated and loves serving/providing wouldn't accidentally kink his soul #into being into the fact she is a little too strong and leaves marks on him? you DONT think that she who fractured his hand #might leave bruises and scratches and nail marks #that would burrow into his skull as him finally being owned and kept and No. you don't get to think of anywhere else. anyone else.#You are My husband and I have marked you as such #you DONT THINK MAN WHO PROPOSES ON THE FERIS WHEEL BECAUSE HES TERRIFIED OF LOSING THEM AND THE MISSION #WANTS SO BADLY TO BE CLAIMED IN WAYS THAT ARE MEASURABLE AND REAL EVEN IF HE HIDES THEM LATER??????#God like I'm sorry but Yor is into knife play. even if she never hurts with it she special interests knives #like please. the fact it can be used as safe bondage in case of emergency would be So appealing to Loid #they'd be vanilla *incorrect buzzer noise*#they are either both ace and have so little interest in sex they'd immediately both forget to ever do it #or they Have some sexual desire (not precluding still being ace) and they would NOT express it normally #you MUST know Yor would be on top at least. Loid is at Most a service top. his wife's thighs bend steel.#God what part of them is vanilla aside from the part they present to the outside world

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doubleflowered

saw someone call them m&m and im never going to get this out of my head

evergreen-femme

had to share this

#build a little birdhouse in your soul

whamber

Platonic PDA ft Wright & co and the Edqeworth-Von Karma sibs

unhappy-sometimes

fanfic writers: “im gonna have anya be away at a sleepover so loid and yor can have sexy time >:)”

meanwhile bond:

lostxanadu

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

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oldbootbutch

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

abluescarfonwaston

They're doing a dunk tank at work tomorrow with management in the tanks which now includes me.

would you dunk me?

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 12

abluescarfonwaston

Dunk the rainbow was a success. Thank heavens for heated car seats I'm so cold

#815 and I'm just getting home #the poor girls #God I'm tired #girls shower clean their cage girls bed #ugh what am evening #it was fine we had a good time remember we had a good time #not the exhaustion

yihsch

Mission 2: The Date (part 5)

[Start] [Part 4] <- -> [Part 6]

What? Idiot 1 and idiot 2 posed no challenge for elite operatives???

@witless-winion1 @im-not-a-porno @cyberghoulxxo @circuswitch @xtilminkj-re @y2kinnow @readerreadings02 @godsfavouriteamoebe @a-sociopath-do-your-research @chocolate-addicted @zarastrawberry

#LIFT YOUR HUSBAND UP #love that she literally knocked him off his feet again #better get used to that because she's not going to stop #Loid panicking about the restaurant and running and the heels and-#oh no she's happy okay we're okay #deep breath buddy #the only one who's ankles are in danger here are yours

killerbytes

uh hi so!

i wrote this webpage that walks u thru looking after yourself when you know a thought is making you spiral. deployed it publicly bc i wanted it on mobile and i thought other people might like it too

check it oot

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waterkangaroo

Matt needs to stop being so goddamn funny

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Flyer and assistant

amberlyinviolet

@thesporkidentity you are so right bestie.

thesporkidentity

i can’t believe you would put me on blast like that

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

#true I say recalling when I got accidental acupuncture at 2am from a lost needle in bed #projects can only maim you a little if you lose your needles in the bed. just don't do that

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