The Witcher: Shapeshifter! Jaskier, Thermodynamic Equibrium, Swordplay, MonsterFucker, Only Yours, Scars, Flowers and Pungent Tea, One Crown
Sherlock Holmes/The Witcher Crossover: The Ballad of John Watson
Spy x Family: Mission Complete, Lilacs and Cedarwood
Ace Attorney: They’re Idiots Your Honor, The boundaries of Life and Death, For Me its always been you, The Chessboard maker, Queer Eye
Shadowhunter: Love is the thing with feathers, The Angelic Core
Gerlion (game/Book verse): Whoreson’s Flower, The Eternal Fire, Endgame, Jaskier becomes Game Dandelion, Necromancer Dandelion, Take Me Instead, Philia before Eros
The Hexer Geraskier: Safe with You, First meetings, The Last Wish
MultiVerse AU: Meeting the Geralts, Reunion, Hanging out
Fluff/Soft: Marry me, Marry Me (short), Mirror Mirror, Lost in Translation, Winter Lodgings, High I love you, Thermodynamic Equibrium, Cat Eyes, Endearments, Failed Escape, Hair cuts, Jaskier is Geralt’s Spaceheater, Kaer Morhen’s Library, Bandits are Friends, Bedtime Stories, Seek me out, Dancing, Jaskier Gardens, Valdo Ships it
Horny: Buff!Jaskier, Swordplay, Unsheathed Blades, Only Yours
Hurt/Comfort: Sensory Overload, Winter Lodgings, Scars, Constrict your eyes, Jaskier Gets Sick, A tale of two masters, Autoclave (Valdo/Jaskier)
Angst: Immortality, A Little Sacrifice, Lettenhove Au 1, 2, 3, Geralt’s literally toxic to touch, Flowers and Pungent Tea, One Crown, A tale of two masters, letters to you
Geraskefer: Hand in Unloveable Hand
Eskel/Jaskier: Swordplay, Unsheathed Blades, Part Incubus Jaskier
Aiden/Lambert: Potions, Bombs and Fishing, Aiden gets turned into a Cat
Non romantic Relationships: Lil Bleater loves Eskel, Baby Trans Geralt & Vesemir
Fic ideas: Buff!Jaskier, Double Doppler Geraskier, It’s too cold for Lambert/Jaskier, Jaskier doesnt know how to sow, Avatar AU, The practicality of Cat eyes, Secret Royal Jaskier, Pictures of You, Geralt is Underweight, Jaskier isn’t a Monsterfucker, Rapunzel Au, Don’t talk bad about yourself!, Which one’s Batman/Superman?, Merlin crossover, Housecats, Weatherman au, Danganronpa Au
Sherlock Holmes Crossover: The Ballad of John Watson
Shadowhunter Fics: Love is the thing with feathers, The Angelic Core
Spy X Family Fics: Mission Complete, Lullabies, Words scars and choices, Nite Lite, Lead me down Gently, Family Quirks, Forger Christmas
Ace Attorney Fics: Elevator Rides, For me it’s always been you, You never change, Day of Destiny, The Boundaries of Life and Death, The boundaries of life and death Deleted scene, Bratworth to Dadworth in one easy Kay Faraday, Non-binary Edgeworth, run away with me, Black Locks, Miles Von Karma, Samurai and Cowboys, They’re Idiots Your Honor, meet the robinsons au, Magical Girls au Summary; (Gender Bro), Kidwrightworth zoo trip, Greg coma au, Queer Eye, Fluffy No DL-6 collection, Logic Chess, Logic Chess Au, The chessboard maker, Fly the coop, Santa Edgeworth
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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.
It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."
They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.
You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.
every morning i can hear my neighbor outside smoking. i can hear him because he is coughing: raspy, dry, painful sounding hacking cough. he is outside before the sun comes up, sometimes twice between when i wake up (5am) and when i leave for work (6am). he is outside when it is 100 degrees and smoky, when it is negative 20, when it is soaking wet.
some days my coworker checks his phone over and over, waiting for direct deposit to hit so he can buy cigarettes. even if you never get sick, smoking takes your choices away. you have to go sit outside alone in the cold first thing in the morning. you have to spend the first $12 of your paycheck on another pack. and you smell gross the entire time.
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"My mum won't let me" Okay I am 30 goddamn years old and I still have this thought so let's walk through it together.
What's the worst that can happen if you do it anyway? Genuinely. The literal worst. Catastrophise about it with me for a sec.
Will your mum yell at you? You're an adult. Yelling at fellow adults is Not Okay Actually. (Yelling at kids is also not okay but let's take this one step at a time.) If your mum is yelling at you, a fellow adult, she's the one being weird and out of line. You asked your friend and they said so too (me. I'm the friend.)
Will she cut off your phone plan? That would be a problem. Can you look into whether you can afford to switch to a new plan she doesn't have access to? Most phone companies will let you port your number over pretty easily.
Will she cut you off financially? Run the numbers again. Can you afford for that to happen? If the answer is no, that's okay, I believe you and I know you're making the best decision for your own well-being that you can in the moment. If there's anything you can do to make it more affordable, I do suggest doing that, though.
Will she be physically violent, inclusive of breaking stuff that belongs to you? That’s assault. That's a crime. It's not okay for her to do that and she almost certainly knows it.
Will she stop talking to you? Honestly I gotta say at this point that's not sounding like a bad outcome. It sucks. It really really sucks and I'm sorry if that's a choice you're having to make, but take it from someone who's been there and done that: when someone who is being abusive to you (stalking is abuse! Yelling at you is abuse! Threatening to cut off your funds if you don't do what they want forever is abuse! Breaking your stuff or physically hurting you is abuse!) decides of their own volition to cut you off, it hurts for a hot minute, and then you suddenly realise that you can breathe, and it feels so. Goddamn. Amazing.
Delete the tracking application. Live where you want to live. Change your name. Join or leave the religion. Get the piercing or the tattoo or the surgery. Live your life, because it's yours and not your parents'.
it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.
Proposition: There’s only the two of us in this bed (which makes it uncomfortably intimate). We’re usually three abed with Snoring Steve the footman between us. We kind of expected to bunk down before the fire or in a hayloft, but our mysteriously gracious host has given us a room, and this bed, and there’s only two of us in this bed.
#when i wake up#well i know i’m gonna read#i’m gonna read the shit i read just yesterday #when i wake up#well i know i’m gonna read#i’m gonna read the shit i read just yesterday
Do u guys think Twilight every photoshopped pictures of their little forger family together because he was embarrassed to tell Yor the pic idea. And then one day, yor just sees the cutest picture of them wearing costumes as santa clause and she is wondering if she has dementia or not
as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game
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TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.
There is a new vaccine going into Phase 3 trials from Valneva and Pfizer as well as a monoclonal antibody-based prophylactic treatment being researched at UMass!
This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.
Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".
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(guy who can draw horses and hands easily but can't draw hugs or kisses to save his life) yeah I just like it when the characters are just standing next to each other. no need to make their adoration too obvious you know. and I turned this one into a centaur,
like how every single autistic person seems to have some version of what I call the impermeable membrane which is like this sense of a veil or film or sheet of glass between you and the world. Like you can describe it to someone and they’ll be like oh yeah my impermeable membrane/sheet of glass. like people will talk about how autistics talk and move but I think a lot of autistic people have a shared visual language as well. or how autistic people have different relationships to gender the way queer people do. That gender is performed which takes agency and skill and creative choice. Even the concept that a lot of autistic people have interests that don’t match their aesthetic or aren’t limited to one subculture creates a unique type of cultural dissonance that would be a notable feature of any other artistic culture or movement. Like autism not just being something that acts upon you (as it’s described by everyone else) but something that’s expressed through you with agency and skill