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AO3 Fandom top hits:

The Witcher: Shapeshifter! Jaskier, Thermodynamic Equibrium, Swordplay, MonsterFucker, Only Yours, Scars, Flowers and Pungent Tea, One Crown

Sherlock Holmes/The Witcher Crossover: The Ballad of John Watson

Spy x Family: Mission Complete, Lilacs and Cedarwood

Ace Attorney: They’re Idiots Your Honor, The boundaries of Life and Death, For Me its always been you, The Chessboard maker, Queer Eye

Shadowhunter: Love is the thing with feathers, The Angelic Core

#masterpost #Well i've written a fair amount at least!#bolded fics are folks favorites #if you want somewhere to start

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peanutseagle

tea time with the bestie

#WOOOO #TELL HER ABOUT HER SON #GIVE HER THE TEA #TELL HER ABOUT THE GRIFFIN AND WHEN HE AND MAX GOT COVERED IN MUD #AND HIS FRIENDS

killjoygem

I love that the staff in the hospital probably all have such a positive view of Fiona, everyone thinks she's a really nice girl who frequently offers to help other people just for the sake of it

I wonder if she finds it a nice change from the way people act towards her at WISE

#the other nurses love Fiona as they should #she showed up and after a few weeks everyone sighed in relief #oh good when the head nurse retires or goes on vacation we'll have Fiona do it #I say but her popping around probably would be a detriment and she doesn't want the position #which she'd say and then the other nurses would indulgently smile like #that's nice dear. none of us want that job and you're suited and won't say no tho #opposite vibes of wise

loidbriarforger

Chapters 68 and 135 being sister chapters by giving us Loid being bad at flirting and giving us a sum up of Twiyor’s relationship

#sir your ass is so ominous #in his defense if I thought there was a chance my superpowered wife #would kick or swing at me if she got overwhelmed #I might also make a face like I'm staring down death

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

Do you like it?

Heck yeah!!

I'm down for this

Eh, not mad

Nooooooo

Help I wanna go back

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ADD THIS

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

poll submitted by anonymous!! thank you anon!!

#prev hermit crab and i was one away from border collie #we could still hang #<- then all is right in the world #let's find a nice pond and live that good life

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spin-the-wheel-polls

You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

Do you like it?

Heck yeah!!

I'm down for this

Eh, not mad

Nooooooo

Help I wanna go back

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ADD THIS

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

poll submitted by anonymous!! thank you anon!!

#snapping turtle #i was one away from golden retriever #but i'll take the extra two decades

fishdogma

I thought: I'll let myself do a doodle before knocking myself out. So this is it.

Now I'm gonna go sleep even if it kills me. 😤

I received the spy X animation book. It's so good. I'm so happy.

#oh papa what did you do #sleeby wife lost both of her shoes #Anya clinging for dear life to his leg #Bond just happily trotting along #Loids overwhelmed What am I doing face turned to the sky #fantastic #excellent #kudos kudos kudos #i hope you get a full nights rest. Well deserved.

polarcell

I was just talking with a friend who hates cooking which is so wild to me bc I love cooking so much it is hard for me to understand people that don't like it, but i know many exist. my parents don't like cooking either, but my grandmothers both do, so i feel like it jumped a generation for us. and then i also wonder how much of it is learned and how much not. so! poll time

do you like cooking and were you taught to cook by your family?

i like cooking & i was taught

i feel neutral & i was taught

i don't like it & i was taught

i like it & i was not taught

i feel neutral & i was not taught

i dislike it & i was not taught

nuance

Remaining time: 1 hour 38 minutes

#i don't mind it sometimes i enjoy it #but id rather bake generally and more than either i'd rather write or game

alexanderwales

I think any marriage needs its running jokes, ones that you can repeat with variations, or make callbacks too.

One of my favorite bits is describing the romcoms I watch to my wife as though I have never heard of a narrative in my life.

"She runs a small plane company, and he's from a major airline trying to shut her down, so it's really anyone's guess what's going to happen."

"Get this, he's a stuffy office dork and she's a free spirit, and they end up stuck in the same cabin on a cruise. Sounds like a disaster, right?"

"They've decided to pair up and be each other's plus one at a series of weddings to feel less pathetic, but it's not like they like each other or anything."

So I told my wife that I hoped she would still enjoy me doing this bit forty years from now, and she smiled and held my hand and said that she'd never liked it, not even the first time.

#and that's love!

stardustsubspace

Dateplay kink where we go out to the park and hold hands and have some snacks and kiss 😳

Maybe even hit up the aquarium or space museum too, if it's not too extreme

#fascinating #never considered that kink before

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pimppnxxfg

Loid Forger in the past three chapters is sending me 😂

#it's what he deserves 🥰🥰🥰

laquilasse

And then he lost the idgaf war because she said “the pretty lights you made changed my life Master Olly 🥺

#I read the first two volumes last week #and it really did go down that way #Oh!!!!#Laquilasse!!! I know that artist!!!!#continuing to prove you have such a strong mastery of expression and motion #excellent work excellent work

I have a "deep technical expertise in plating chemistry and process engineering" apparently.

Neat.

#I'm not sure I agree but very much a people in the field can't tell what's normal to know #anyway someone help me sexualize that into fic form. 😭 no one ever thinks engineering is fanfic hot #come on I climbed into a machine and got covered in green goop that causes fetal abnormalities #what's sexier than that? I'll fitting bunny suits and ppe that makes everyone look like a white blob?#haaaaa I'm not doing a great job doing my job today #in my defense someone left a very nice comment on boundaries yesterday so I've been rereading #come on~ the ability to order and drive dangerous chemicals has to be hot right #maybe you'd like to read some technical documents.#I'll tell you what to do. it's all here... in this operating procedure that I wrote #let me know if you have any questions. it is only revision 1 after all #oh that was from the site email announcing I got a promotion btw #by my boss. glad she's generally pleased with me

luobingmeis

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

luobingmeis

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

trianglart

I had to draw this

boccher

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

#congrats on your bottom surgery poll! I hope you love the results

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danae-speaks

genderbend aa1 lawyers for the soul ⚖️

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

little-trash-ghost

Can't leave this in the tags..

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