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modern AU anakin would say I love you mid-coitus the first time they fuck and obi-wan would immediately clam up and say something like “you’re a very bright young man” in response

Idk I think it's cooler if the clones betrayed the Jedi without the chips #controversial

Cody calling Sidious "my lord" when he answers the transmission is sooooooo juicy like we spend the whole movie getting glimpses into their comradery, but in the end Cody's duty as a soldier comes first. Some of the clones directly disobeying the order adds so much drama and fun. Don't chip my clones

you know the “a victorian child would blow up if they saw an iphone” thing ? my version of this is that anakin skywalker (vanilla, body count of 1, waited until marriage) would blow up if he had sex with obi-wan kenobi (whore)

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

5 times Obi-Wan was frustrated by the rule that Masters can’t Dom their own Padawans and one time he did it anyway because he was black out drunk

it’s pretty funny to me that padawans don’t usually get knighted until they’re like 19-20 if not older bc it sounds like lore specifically made so people can write freaky master padawan sex even if they don’t want to explicitly write underage. like ohhh we created these characters that have this super emotionally bound, hierarchical, pseudo-familial but also explicitly not related mentor/mentee relationship 😏 and yes one calls the other master 😏 and they’re both 18+ 😏 in case that matters for any reason 😏

the fact that there are actually star wars fans out there right now who believe anakin skywalker is heterosexual is wild. there is a deep chasm between what they understand of the character, and what i do

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

anakin wants to be choked but doesn't know how to ask for that. he wants to be forcibly dominated into submission but doesn't know how to ask for that or offer the trust required. he maybe even wants to be hurt by his dom, but definitely doesn't know how to ask for that. so instead he punishes the people he wanted to do this to him for not just knowing he wanted that, by trying to do that to them (mustafar choking double feature event)