justdrowthings

"In Doriath she met Celeborn, grandson of Elmo the brother of Thingol. For love of Celeborn, who would not leave Middleearth (and probably with some pride of her own, for she had been one of those eager to adventure there), she did not go West at the Downfall of Melkor [...]"

Celeborn and Galadriel by @balrogballs

FINROD FELAGUND

latest instalment in the Hot Elves By Balls™️ series features Finrod in an outfit I would probably actually kill people to wear… commissioned by the wonderful @justdrowthings, whose brief for this portrait included the phrases “peak why do we talk about ANYONE when this guy exists” and “major art directive - break me”, and agreeing entirely, I was only too happy to oblige 😌😌😌

"This is getting ridiculous. Why is he so obsessed with that elven smith? With the way he talks about him I'm not sure if he wants to fuck him or flay him."

Sauron Annatar, centuries later in Eregion:

HBO's House of the Dragon (2022, United States) Season One, Episode Four

The Official Post-Coital Satisfaction Assessment, for the Private Analysis and Edification of Lord Maedhros Fëanorion

by @annarobots @vaciena @beatles4ever65 @amorbidcorvid glitterlessgold @zealouswerewolfcollector @isilme-among-the-stars @gaydhros @justdrowthings @onereyofstarlight and @a-tehta

Rating: E

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Warn

Summary:

Lord Maedhros thanks you for your encounter, and hopes it was pleasurable for you both! Please take the time to answer the following questions, so he can more effectively service you in the future.

Among the possessions of Lord Maedhros Fëanorion confiscated by the Maia Eonwë at the end of the War of Wrath was a box containing a number of disorganized files. Shocked, perhaps, by their content, Eonwë decided not to take them to Valinor, and we have decided to publish them now for the benefit of First-Age Scholars everywhere. - Elrond Peredhel, Loremaster of Rivendell

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When several folks in the @leaf-and-lore discord server began joking that Maedhros would make his lovers fill out a post-sex questionnaire, I (who has never known when to quit) took it upon myself to write the whole survey in Google Forms. People submitted such clever, creative, and hilarious responses that we decided to share them for @silmarillionepistolary Silmarillion Epistolary Week Day 4: Friendship, Alliance, Bookkeeping, because, well, Maedhros has several "friends," he's definitely trying to make some alliances, and what is an archive of sex survey responses if not a form of bookkeeping? @onereyofstarlight coded a Google Forms workskin, @justdrowthings started calligraphing in Tengwar, and I should probably never be trusted around Google Forms again.

Image Credits:

Photo of the Survey in Tengwar: @justdrowthings

Parchment background: Photo by Divya M on Unsplash

Stamps: Font generator