Storyteller of the OCs

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

it’s vaguely heartening that petty acts of bureaucratic obstructionism have saved lives as well as cost them.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[Image ID: Tweet from birdsRightsActivist (@/ ProBirdRights) on Jun 15, 2015 reading: I been working on my summer bod: it is the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it. /End ID]

"Beleaguered" is a wonderfully expressive word. I am beset by troubles so manifold that they have formed a league. I am playing host to a diplomatic summit of the United Nations of Fuckery, and negotiations are not going well.

I dunno man do you ever get emotional about how much art you get to see when this was new the only people who would ever see it were the people who walked past for most of human history this has been true: you can only see great art if you go to where it lives if you are lucky there will be great art where YOU live and beauty will be your neighbor but even if so - that's only one kind one small collection of one single branch in the endless waving rhizomatic tree of artistic development you will see the kind of art that is made in your region and perhaps sometimes a traveler will bring in something wild and strange with unexpected colors and lines and such an alien composition and it will take your breath away not merely with its beauty but with its unassailable foreignness but now - now we live in an age of marvels I have seen these curling byzantine vines. I have seen the upturned roofs of chinese pagodas. I have seen the searing brilliant color of andean weaving. I have seen so much more of the world than I could ever walk to on my own two feet beauty is everywhere. everywhere. and I am everywhere too transported there by that beauty it's enough to make a man weep (via @aethersea)

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.