GARNET NO

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

i give it scant years before desktop computers come back fashion a la record players and people talk about bringing back computer rooms, not taking your computer around the house, "intentional" computing, "it's really important to take the time out and just sit with your computer and really absorb the action of computing" it will be no different from the romance and nostalgia surrounding the notion of throwing on a vinyl

i can feel this on the horizon it is creeping up on me on the daily

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

where my fellow crybabies at

crybabies make some fuckin noiiiise

(loud, disembodied weeping)