beauty is terror

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

baked mac and cheese is not unlike a warm hug

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"