veteran of the psychic wars

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

they should invent a symbol that represents something

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

why not give yourself an extra pronoun? as a treat. go pick one out champ. you earned it. i am so proud of you

oh that's a good choice buddy. i've had my Her for a long time. make sure you check out the neos in the next aisle before you make your decision though ok? in the next several aisles i mean

pardon me can you direct us to the changing rooms? my friend here wanted to try on this Emself before buying it

take your time pal. i'm gonna go see about upgrading my he/him package

heheh. package