paul dano says golly irl

Reblog and put in the tags the weirdest thing you own

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS

@tedwithhairclips us us us us us us

us us us us us us us us

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

I think soulmates are real but they r made not found and also they are your friends

@tedwithhairclips us tbh

don’t name your children after fictional characters. if they’re transgender enough they’ll do it themselves

reblog and put your favorite star trek series in the tags

Since this is making the rounds again, I’m reblogging the version with both sets of examples.

apex predator

Stanced

@tedwithhairclips it is extremely important to me that you see this

maybe. maybe love is stored in the online friend

@tedwithhairclips hi

Reblog and put in the tags your favourite scenario/type of scenario to daydream

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

@tedwithhairclips bill and ted hyperfixation which led to john mulaney quote. does this count