Love is pink lemonade

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

first rule of december 26-31 don’t think about your life

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.