Would Beat Thomas Jefferson To Death With A Stick

founding failures

tumblrinas are frequently secretly fond of each other

refreshing ass fruit picture

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

your blorbos don't have to be romantic to love each other (#platonic love wins) but also they don't have to love each other to be romantic. ship those characters as a loveless marriage. make their feelings tragically one-sided with no hope of change. put them in a dead end relationship that they both know needs to end but neither are willing to admit it yet. more bad ships forever. its enrichment for me.

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

headphone cord unplugged by furniture 6,000 dead 23,459 injured

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!