Would Beat Thomas Jefferson To Death With A Stick

founding failures

You died in a peeing accident i went to your fucking funeral get off of tumblr

I respawn

Die again you green cunt

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

I just noticed that September is spelled wrong

it’s the 17th of august

Fall marketing gets here earlier and earlier every year due to corporate greed and influencer marketing girl

i like character who will never get what they want and also will never articulate what they want

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

Those who choose to blog give up a normal life for something more.