I confess!

The guy from Twin peaks had crazy sexual chemistruy with the DEA lady they sent when he was getting framed for cocaine #truth

Tomorrow night I am gonna be riding a 4wheeler through sand pit canyons so vast it makes you feel like you're In Nevada or on the Moon. And I will be with my crew again. And I will see my Friend's sexy and ferocious aunt. And it will all be beautiful .

My stunt scooter was delivered today & I haven't felt freedom or delight like riding it through the deserted business park over and over in a long time. The sun was setting over the airport fields. I figured out 2 basic tricks & ate minor shit once. I am in love with my scooter, and will take innumerable falls to get friendlier with it

Sweating like a bastard pig in this heat. It's the 1st of July today, which means high summer has officially began. I am sourcing materials to build a catapult capable of launching me. It will be around 12ft in ultimate length& I might piss off the landlady when constructing it in the driveway. It will take about 2 skipped car insurance payments, to pay for the material. PLus hours of hard labour which would be my pleasure 2 provide. My other plans this summer are I will be getting hit by a car, either a Corolla or some kind of VW,going a median speed of 25mph for safety purposes, I really can't die without knowing what it feels like even just once. I also ,if I can fit it in I would like to read The Naked and the Dead, maybe even deathwatch by Jean Genet if the chance arises. my Serene &Intelligent party People ... Who's ready for summer