It is not a very well known fact but QiJiu actually hold the world record for the number of divorces happening during Pride Month 💅
Lonelyeyes hold 2nd place, but Elias is doing his best to reach that first place!
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It is not a very well known fact but QiJiu actually hold the world record for the number of divorces happening during Pride Month 💅
Lonelyeyes hold 2nd place, but Elias is doing his best to reach that first place!

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SVSSS Mermay au - siren song
Now, and I went to fact check this, in H2O siren song is actually a very limited ability that (usually) only born sirens have, and even then it's a limited part of the populace. Mermen actually have a shockingly low amount of rights and rights to merpeople abilities. Does Xiang Fei know or remember that? No, but he'd assume it only works on mermaids anyways and the System ran with that.
However, mermen in PIDW do still have some singing abilities, in the sense that their voices are very melodic by nature, even though they do not possess the ability to put men under a thrall. Mermaids, on the other hand, do possess that ability, so the general (human/demon) populace would assume they all possess the skill as a species.
What this means for this AU tho is that Mobei Jun, after finally researching merpeople finds all these stories of sailors and lake dwellers who talk of the enchanting songs of the fish people who will use their Song to pull you deep into the depths of water and steal your life away. Now he looks at his servant and thinks to himself that there's no way such a thing is actually true because... well. Shang Qinghua is not really that much of an out-of-this-world beauty with a "voice that always carries a part of the Song and makes you unable to think straight in their presence".
That is, he doesn't believe the rumours until he comes upon his servant humming while doing paperwork on An Ding peak. The song is unlike anything he has heard before and has an almost dream-like quality to it that makes him want to stand there and listen to him forever.
Considering this is still pre-plot era, he has an entirely normal and logical reaction to this fact--as in he panics and runs away the moment Shang Qinghua looks up at him with a soft "My King?". He does not return for a week. The whole week is spent thinking about that moment and researching ways to stop enchantments because what else could that feeling be? Surely it must be some powerful magic to make him feel this way. He must find a way to nullify it and punish his servant for trying to enchant him like this!
Shang Qinghua spends the whole week very confused and anxious because His King just? Took one look at his singing and was so horrified that he had to leave? Is his singing so bad that even humming made Mobei Jun run away!?!? He knew he'd never win any awards in his past life, but man, why did the System have to punish him in this life too!? Life really is never fair to this poor author...
me, the last 3 days of may: man I really need to write seminars for all those uni classes with deadlines within the next two weeks... oh wait it's still mermay I should finish the mermay fic au thingy-
me: It's just a typo on a silly joke post that less than 10 people will see, surely it is not needed for me to edit the tags
me, watching the notes count go up by 50 by the hour: surely-
LMY (and others') view of moshang: And then the big scary ice demon pushed down the weak, trembling cultivator who was unable to escape his tender mercies.
meanwhile Moshang:
MBJ, robes artfully falling around his chest: Shang Qinghua. Come to bed.
SQH, all but stabbing the paper with red ink: Not now, Daddy's about to end this man's whole career.

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How To Name Your Chinese Characters:
1) LAST NAMES:
I’ve pasted the Top 100 common last names in alphabetical order, and bolded the ones that appear in CQL:
B: 白 Bai C: 蔡 Cai ; 曹 Cao ; 常 Chang ; 曾 Ceng ; 陈 Chen ; 程 Cheng ; 崔 Cui ; D: 戴 Dai ; 邓 Deng ; 丁 Ding ; 董 Dong ; 杜 Du ; F: 范 Fan ; 方 Fang ; 冯 Feng ; 付 Fu ; G: 高 Gao ; 葛 Ge ; 龚 Gong ; 顾 Gu ; 郭 Guo ; H: 韩 Han ; 何 He ; 贺 He 洪 Hong ; 侯 Hou ; 黄 Hua ; 胡 Hu ; J: 贾 Jia ; 蒋 Jiang ; 姜 Jiang ; 江 Jiang ; 金 Jin ; K: 康 Kang ; L: 赖 Lai ; 李 Li ; 黎 Li ; 廖 Liao ; 梁 Liang ; 林 Lin ; 刘 Liu ; 陆 Lu ; 卢 Lu ; 路 Lu ; 吕 Lü ; 罗 Luo ; M: 马 Ma ; 麦 Mai ; 毛 Mao ; 孟 Meng ; N: 倪 Ni ; 牛 Niu ; P: 潘 Pan ; 彭 Peng ; Q: 钱 Qian ; 秦 Qin ; 邱 Qiu ; R:任 Ren ; S: 邵 Shao ; 沈 Sheng ; 史 Shi ; 石 Shi ; 施 Shi ; 宋 Song ; 苏 Su ; 孙 Sun ; T: 陶 Tao ; 谭 Tan ; 唐 Tang ; 田 Tian ; W: 万 Wan ; 王 Wang ; 汪 Wang ; 魏 Wei ; 吴 Wu ; X: 邢 Xing ; 夏 Xia ; 蕭 Xiao ; 谢 Xie ; 徐 Xu ; 许 Xu ; 薛 Xue ; Y: 阎 Yan ; 严 Yan ; 杨 Yang ; 姚 Yao ; 叶 Ye ; 余 Yu ; 于 Yu ; 袁 Yuan ; Z: 张 Zhang ; 赵 Zhao ; 郑 Zheng ; 钟 Zhong ; 周 Zhou ; 朱 Zhu ; 庄 Zhuang ; 邹 Zou ;
Above are all single character last names, but there are some double character Chinese last names, seen below (list not exhaustive):
独孤 Du’Gu ; 公孙 Gong’Sun ; 南宫 Nan’Gong 欧阳 Ou’Yang ; 司马 Si’Ma ; 上官 Shang’Guan ; 宇文 Yu’Wen ; 长孙 Zhang’Sun ; 诸葛 Zhu’GE ;
2) GIVEN NAMES/COURTESY NAMES
《Elements》:
Light*: 光 (guāng) - light, 亮 liàng - bright / shine, 明 (míng) - bright, 曦 (xī) - early dawn, 昀 (yún) - daylight, 昭 (zhāo) - light, clear,照 (zhào) - to shine upon,
Fire: 焰 (yàn) - flames, 烟 (yān) - smoke,炎 (yán) - heat/burn, 烨 (yè) - dazzling light,
Water: also see “weather” OR “bodies of water” under nature; note the words below while are related to water have meanings that mean some kind of virtue: 清 (qīng) - clarity / purity, 澄 (chéng) - clarity/quiet, 澈 (chè) - clear/penetrating, 涟 (lián) - ripple, 漪 (yī) - ripple, 泓 (hóng) - vast water, 湛 (zhàn) - clear/crystal, 露 (lù) - dew, 泠 (líng) - cool, cold, 涛 (tāo) - big wave,泽 (zé),浩 hào - grand/vast (water),涵 (han) - deep submergence / tolerance / educated
Weather: 雨 (yǔ) - rain, 霖 (lín) - downpouring rain, 冰 (bīng) - ice, 雪 (xuě) - snow, 霜 (shuāng) - frost
Wind: 风 (fēng) - wind
* some “Light” words overlap in meaning with words that mean “sun/day”
《Nature》:
Season: 春 (chūn) - spring, 夏 (xià) - summer, 秋 (qíu) - aumtum, 冬 (dōng) - winter
Time of Day: 朝 (zhāo) - early morning / toward, 晨 (chén) - morning / dawn, 晓 (xiǎo) - morning, 旭 (xù) - dawn/rising sun,昼 (zhòu) - day,皖 (wǎn) - late evening,夜 (yè) - night
Star/Sky/Space: 云 (yún) - cloud,天 (tiān) - sky/ heaven,霞 (xiá) - afterglow of a rising or setting sun,月 (yuè) - moon,日 (ri) - day / sun,阳 (yáng) - sun,宇 (yǔ) - space,星 (xīng) - star
Birds: 燕 (yàn) - sparrow, 雁 (yàn) - loon, 莺 (yīng) - oriole, 鸢 (yuān) - kite bird (family Accipitridae),羽 (yǔ) - feather
Creatures: 龙 (lóng) - dragon/imperial
Plants/Flowers:* 兰 (lán) - orchids, 竹 (zhú) - bamboo, 筠 (yún) - tough exterior of bamboos, 萱 (xuān) - day-lily, 松 (sōng) - pine, 叶 (yè) - leaf, 枫 (fēng) - maple, 柏 bó/bǎi - cedar/cypress, 梅 (méi) - plum, 丹 (dān) - peony
Mountains: 山 (shān), 峰 (fēng) - summit, 峥 (zhēng),
Bodies of water: 江 (jiāng) - large river/straits, 河 (hé) - river, 湖 (hú) - lake, 海 (hǎi) - sea, 溪 (xī) - stream, 池 (chí) - pond, 潭 (tán) - larger pond, 洋 (yáng) - ocean
* I didn’t include a lot of flower names because it’s very easy to name a character with flowers that heavily implies she’s a prostitute.
《Virtues》:
Astuteness: 睿 ruì - astute / foresight, 智 (zhi), 慧 (hui), 哲 (zhé) - wise/philosophy,
Educated: 博 (bó) - extensively educated, 墨 (mo) - ink, 诗 (shi) - poetry / literature, 文 (wén) - language / gentle / literary, 学 (xue) - study, 彦 (yàn) - accomplished / knowledgeable, 知 (zhi) - to know, 斌 (bīn) - refined, 赋 (fù) - to be endowed with knowledge
Loyalty: 忠 (zhōng) - loyal, 真 (zhēn) - true
Bravery: 勇 (yǒng) - brave, 杰 (jié) - outstanding, hero
Determination/Perseverance: 毅 (yì) - resolute / brave, 恒 (héng) - everlasting, 衡 (héng) - across, to judge/evaluate,成 (chéng) - to succeed, 志 (zhì) - aspiration / the will
Goodness/Kindness: 嘉 (jiā) - excellent / auspicious,磊 (lěi) - rock / open & honest, 正 (zhèng) - straight / upright / principle,
Elegance: 雅 (yǎ) - elegant, 庄 (zhuāng) - respectful/formal/solemn, 彬 (bīn) - refined / polite,
Handsome: 俊 jùn - handsome/talented
Peace: 宁 (níng) - quietness/to pacify, 安 (ān) - peace, safety
Grandness/Excellence:宏 (hóng) - grand,豪 (háo) - grand, heroic,昊 (hào) - limitless / the vast sky,华 (huá) - magnificent, 赫 (hè) - red/famous/great, 隆 (lóng) - magnificent, 伟 (wěi) - greatness / large,轩 (xuān) - pavilion with a view/high,卓 (zhuó) - outstanding
Female Descriptor/Virtues/Beauty: 婉 (wǎn),惠 (huì), 妮 (nī), 娇 (jiāo), 娥 (é), 婵 (chán) (I didn’t include specific translations for these because they’re all adjectives for women meaning beauty or virtue)
《Descriptors》:
Adverbs: 如 (rú) - as,若 (ruò) - as, alike,宛 (wǎn) - like / as though,
Verbs: 飞 (fēi) - to fly, 顾 (gù) - to think/consider, 怀 (huái) - to miss, to possess, 落(luò) - to fall, to leave behind,梦 (mèng) - to dream, 思 (sī) - to consider / to miss (someone),忆 (yì) - memory, 希 (xī) - yearn / admire
Colours: 红 (hóng) - red, 赤 (chì) - crimson, 黄 (huàng) - yellow, 碧 (bì) - green,青(qīng) - azure,蓝 (lán) - blue, 紫 (zǐ) - violet ,玄 (xuán) - black, 白 (baí) - white
Number:一 (yī), 二 (er) - two, 三 (san) - three, 四 (si) - four, 五 (wu) - five, 六 (liu) - six, 七(qi) - seven, 八 (ba) - eight, 九 (jiu) - nine, 十 (shi) - ten
Direction: 东 (dōng) - east, 西 (xi) - west, 南 (nan) - south, 北 (bei) - north,
Other: 子 (zǐ) - child, 然 (rán) - correct / thusly
《Jade》: *there are SO MANY words that generally mean some kind of jade, bc when ppl put jade in their children’s name they don’t literally mean the rock, it’s used to symbolize purity, goodness, kindness, beauty, virtue etc* 琛 (chen), 瑶 (yao), 玥 (yue), 琪 (qi), 琳 (lin)
《Spirituality》
凡 (fan) - mortality
色 (se) - colour, beauty. In buddhism, “se” symbolizes everything secular
了 (liao) - finished, done, letting go
尘 (chen) - dust, I’m not… versed in buddhism enough to explain “chen”, it’s similar to “se”
悟 (wu) - knowing? Cognition? To understand a higher meaning
无 (wu) - nothing, the void, also part of like “letting go”
戒 (jie) - to “quit”, but not in a bad way. In buddhism, monks are supposed to “quit” their earthly desires.
极 (ji) - greatness, also related to the state of nirvana (? I think?)
Seems so useful, way more dependable than my current way of just taking random peopel’s names and mixing it up QwQ
You, you there! Remember it for the next time!
Should have saved it somewhere more secure QwQ
SVSSS Mermay Au - worldbuilding / setting
For those who don't know, H2O - Just Add Water is an Australian tv show where a group of girls takes a swim in a magic pool and gets turned into mermaids who have different water-related powers, to keep it short. Besides Moon Pools, mermaids are also naturally occurring and can be born, but have different (stronger) and more elemental powers (besides water).
Shang Qinghua, after remembering he binged the whole thing at one point, decides to use what he remembers of the show and add H2O-inspired mermaids into PIDW (he does indeed get flamed by PC after he clocks it).
The way it transfers to PIDW is a bit different from H2O canon, but retains some similarities:
LBG, during his post-CQM-burning wandering days, comes across a legendary cave near the ocean (Moon Blessed Glittering Oasis) where a Beautiful Maiden who guards the cave pool warns him to stay away lest he gets 'cursed' to a life of fearing even a single touch of water. She tells the story of getting lost after a shipwreck and taking shelter at a cave during the full moon, when a beautiful maiden beckoned her to join her for a swim (and some yuri activities) before the water turned wild and bubbles enveloped her form and turned her into a cursed mix of half-human, half-fish! LBG gets taken by her tale and promises to take revenge on these surely lustful and evil creatures that would curse such a lovely maiden like herself, while she keeps begging him to stay away because it is almost time for the full moon to shine once again. The moon suddenly shines really bright and illuminates the pool of water in a mesmerizing way before a lovely (mermaid) maiden emerges from the pool to beckon the Cursed Lady to leave the man next to her and join her in the sea for life. LBG, being the manly man he is, goes to take a swing at the evil creature trying to kidnap the maiden, when suddenly the water around him rises to meet his swing and freezes him in place! It was the Cursed Maiden! Having been the only person to enter the Moon Pool that time, she got all three base powers and was now using them to stop LBG from causing harm to the Mermaid. Her life may be cursed now, but it is a curse she will gladly accept and live with if he decides to spare the Mermaid's life. (They're dating, your honor.) PIDW being what it is, the whole encounter ends up with LBG 'keeping peace' by having an orgy with both ladies, both outside and inside the Moon Pool. LBG, being a heavenly demon, isn't 'cursed' like the Lovely Maiden, but instead temporarily gains powers to breathe in water during the time the encounter takes place. He doesn't end up marrying either lady, but they do have a few encounters from time to time (patreon only! high-tier subscribers exclusive!) where they repeat this in between the ladies traveling the land together (and having orgies with even more mermaids, yes. LBG is sometimes there because he legally has to appear in every chapter).
Also have the OG timeline I spent way too long thinking about back when I first thought of the AU:
The original was written on the side of a uni reading paper lmao
I'm going along the 'established' ages/events timeline (more or less) but adding my 'SQH is one of the older/oldest PL and a little older than MBJ too' hc. Now I usually hc SQH like a year older than MBJ, but felt like playing around with the number 3 here (for the 3 base powers in H2O).
Don't ask me how old Tianxi are. They are courting age, and that's all that matters to either of them.
I thought about making the setting disciple days but as fun as young moshang are, SQH is very 'complaining about both my bosses' shaped in my head, so I need him to be Peak Lord age. Even if newly minted PL some 2ish years after the previous (An mby?) generation of PL ascends (after heavy wounds and losses after the battle with TLJ).
Also MBJ is defs an only child by the time the SVSSS plot rolls around, and the story just wouldn't make sense then, considering one of said nonexisting siblings is to blame for the reveal.
SVSSS Mermay Au - worldbuilding / setting
For those who don't know, H2O - Just Add Water is an Australian tv show where a group of girls takes a swim in a magic pool and gets turned into mermaids who have different water-related powers, to keep it short. Besides Moon Pools, mermaids are also naturally occurring and can be born, but have different (stronger) and more elemental powers (besides water).
Shang Qinghua, after remembering he binged the whole thing at one point, decides to use what he remembers of the show and add H2O-inspired mermaids into PIDW (he does indeed get flamed by PC after he clocks it).
The way it transfers to PIDW is a bit different from H2O canon, but retains some similarities:
LBG, during his post-CQM-burning wandering days, comes across a legendary cave near the ocean (Moon Blessed Glittering Oasis) where a Beautiful Maiden who guards the cave pool warns him to stay away lest he gets 'cursed' to a life of fearing even a single touch of water. She tells the story of getting lost after a shipwreck and taking shelter at a cave during the full moon, when a beautiful maiden beckoned her to join her for a swim (and some yuri activities) before the water turned wild and bubbles enveloped her form and turned her into a cursed mix of half-human, half-fish! LBG gets taken by her tale and promises to take revenge on these surely lustful and evil creatures that would curse such a lovely maiden like herself, while she keeps begging him to stay away because it is almost time for the full moon to shine once again. The moon suddenly shines really bright and illuminates the pool of water in a mesmerizing way before a lovely (mermaid) maiden emerges from the pool to beckon the Cursed Lady to leave the man next to her and join her in the sea for life. LBG, being the manly man he is, goes to take a swing at the evil creature trying to kidnap the maiden, when suddenly the water around him rises to meet his swing and freezes him in place! It was the Cursed Maiden! Having been the only person to enter the Moon Pool that time, she got all three base powers and was now using them to stop LBG from causing harm to the Mermaid. Her life may be cursed now, but it is a curse she will gladly accept and live with if he decides to spare the Mermaid's life. (They're dating, your honor.) PIDW being what it is, the whole encounter ends up with LBG 'keeping peace' by having an orgy with both ladies, both outside and inside the Moon Pool. LBG, being a heavenly demon, isn't 'cursed' like the Lovely Maiden, but instead temporarily gains powers to breathe in water during the time the encounter takes place. He doesn't end up marrying either lady, but they do have a few encounters from time to time (patreon only! high-tier subscribers exclusive!) where they repeat this in between the ladies traveling the land together (and having orgies with even more mermaids, yes. LBG is sometimes there because he legally has to appear in every chapter).
SVSSS Mermay/H2O Just add water AU
Doing a lil poll for my SVSSS Mermay Au because H2O rules means he has to have a power.
Which mermaid power should SQH have?
Hydrokinesis
Hydro-Cryokinesis
Hydro-Thermokinesis
Electrokinesis
Pyrokinesis
Power explanation:
Hydrokinesis - the ability to control and manipulate water or things that contain water at will.
Hydro-Cryokinesis -the power to freeze water or anything containing liquid.
Hydro-Thermokinesis - the power to heat and boil the water or anything containing liquid at will.
Electrokinesis - the ability to create, control and manipulate electricity and lightning.
Pyrokinesis - the power to start and put out fires. (Very hard to control.)
- The names and definitions are all taken from the H2O wiki.
Special note - as a born merperson SHQ will have Atmokinesis (the ability to control and create storms) and (temporal) Invisibility. Now, does he remember he has those abilities or has practiced them enough to properly control them is another matter entirely...
Why am I even surprised you all want to give electric powers to the guy who died via electricity and is now part fish.
(I would do the same)
SVSSS Mermay/H2O Just add water AU
Doing a lil poll for my SVSSS Mermay Au because H2O rules means he has to have a power.
Which mermaid power should SQH have?
Hydrokinesis
Hydro-Cryokinesis
Hydro-Thermokinesis
Electrokinesis
Pyrokinesis
Power explanation:
Hydrokinesis - the ability to control and manipulate water or things that contain water at will.
Hydro-Cryokinesis -the power to freeze water or anything containing liquid.
Hydro-Thermokinesis - the power to heat and boil the water or anything containing liquid at will.
Electrokinesis - the ability to create, control and manipulate electricity and lightning.
Pyrokinesis - the power to start and put out fires. (Very hard to control.)
- The names and definitions are all taken from the H2O wiki.
Special note - as a born merperson SHQ will have Atmokinesis (the ability to control and create storms) and (temporal) Invisibility. Now, does he remember he has those abilities or has practiced them enough to properly control them is another matter entirely...

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SVSSS Mermay au
Hello, it is 15 to midnight and I have so much to do tomorrow morning. So I'm making a SVSSS Mermaid au, H2O style, yippie. Moshang edition <3
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There are things Shang Qinghua regrets. So so many things he regrets about his most (in)famous work he got transmigrated to after his... untimely... demise. From countless fuck or die plants, deadly monsters, or unending paperwork both of his unfeeling bosses hoist upon him, there are many things he regrets indeed.
(People will tell you Yue Qingyuan is a very polite and kind man. They are lying to themselves. Yue Qingyuan is just as much of a slave driver, heh, as Mobei Jun is. He will simply smile at your face while he heaps most of his work on you, so he can spend hours buying useless trinkets that his oh so dear Xiao-Jiu will throw back at his face.)
"If you're so determined to bring down this sect, at least make sure you're not buried along with it."
Shen Qingqiu's words kept ringing around in his head more and more as the days pass.
Cang Qiong Sect fell down eight months ago, and Shang Qinghua is starting to wonder if all of it was worth it.
Overworked, underappreciated, and outright ignored. All good reasons to betray his old sect and leave it to Luo Binghe's tender mercies. Such grandiose might and it all fell like a bunch of cards not even a forthright after Yue Qingyuan's death.
Foolish man, throwing it all away for a man long past saving even before the trial that got him locked in the Water Prison. He never did understand the mess those two kept dragging int everyone's business, never card to either. Working with those two was almost as bad as working for the sect.
Not that his current line of work is any better. Word on the street is Luo Binghe's cleaning house after his dear Shizun's passing and he knows better than to count on Mobei-Jun to save his ass. Ungrateful bastard that he is.
His Shixiong's 'advice' really was more of a kindness than that man ever meant it was indeed. But no worries Shixiong! The world may be closing in on him but he's got a shovel and Shang Qinghua's never been afraid to dig.
SVSSS Pokemon Au pt2 (SQH & MBJ)
Welcome to pt2 of this fun little au, you can find pt1 here where I wrote about SY and SJ. This part is dedicated to SQH and MBJ.
This AU is basically a PIDW au/fanfic where they're in a pokemon world. Xiang Fei transmigrated into Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan tranmigrated into an OC the older (twin?) brother of Shen Jiu.
Shen Jiu is still the PL of QJP and SY is on the Beast (Pokemon taming???) peak, as a PL or not up to you.
CQM disciples get a starter pokemon as their first pokemon when they finish the entrance trials
Shang Qinghua still works as a spy for MBJ but only SY knows about that.
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Shang Qinghua (Normal)
- Delphox (starter) - Furret - Smeargle - Lopunny - Glaceon - Ditto / Magikarp
SVSSS Pokemon Au pt1 (SY & SJ)
Right this is gonna be more team based comps than anything else bc I had ideas last night and talking with @beyondknowingbeyondthestars gave me even more ideas but I will elaborate more on that later
Ok so ground rules, while a full team comp would be a bit different (and I now have two ideas for LBH/LBG) the og setup was:
starter (CQM mandated when joining), and (mostly) type based team (are they peak mandated? maybe. I haven't thought that far honestly) + strong demon leaders having access to legendaries (sect leaders too? mby) bc I needed something as a difference. Could also make it so demons are Dark type partial ig but I digress,
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Shen Yuan (fairy/variety)
- Charizard (Charmander starter) - Rotom (System self insert <3) - Meganium - Gardevoir - Sylveon - Rockruff
Liu Qingge's Field Journal
7th day of the 5th month YXXX
Diamond-coated Saber-tooth Fire Manticore
- Found in a cave Emerald Frosted Sparkling Caves north of the Fairy Blossoms Spring. - Beheaded in one blow Weak point was left underside of the neck between scales. Hard lizard-like scales. It was... shiny. - It can set things on fire. need to bring more extra robes
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12th day of the 7th month YXXX
Three headed Blossoms of Eternal Devotion
- Mu Qingfang's plant gathering mission. The leaves were pink. - Makes you sneeze.

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SVSSS Mamma Mia AU
Hello, you'll never guess what I watched on tv- Anyways, on to the AU:
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Shen Yuan as Sophie (getting married to Luo Binghe ofc ofc) and wanting to know about his father who Shen Jiu (as Donna) never talks about
Shen Jiu ran away/was banished from CQM sect after getting pregnant/magic plant baby SY. Let's follow along with PIDW/SVSSS logic and make it a sex pollen plant. A wife plot even.
He took what money he could, bought out all the contracts for his friends at the WRP and they moved to some mountain or other where they now live as 'The Fairies of [insert mountain name]'
Shen Yuan met a post Abyss Binghe there [got kicked all the way from Bai Zhan peak to the Abyss], and it was love at first sight, much to SJ's dismay. But, his A'Yuan is happy, and the Beast at least seems powerful enough to keep his son safe, so he supposes he can allow it. (Better the Beast you know—and who is head over claws for your son—than one you don't).
Shen Yuan is getting married to the love of his life soon, and the only thing that would make his life better would be if his father found someone to take care of him while Shen Yuan is away in the Demon Realm. Thankfully, he and his best friend Shang Fei (the half-brother of the peak lord, yes) found his father's diary and have read all about the men who were after his father 20 years ago.
And so Shen Yuan invites the 3 men mentioned in the diary: the Bai Zhan War God, Liu Qingge, the fearsome former Demonic Emperor, Tianlang-Jun; and the CQM's Sect Leader, the Xuan Su Sword, Yue Qingyuan.
[Luo Binghe is about to have, just, the worst week of his life 2 days before his wedding.]
Working on a little outline for a potential (NOTE POTENTIAL) fic for Ming Fan x Tianglang-Jun
"Stuck Between These Walls, I Envy You" would be the title if I go through with it
Ming Fan was never meant to find this place. He was never supposed to stumble across this cavern after being seperated from his nighthunt.
Tianglang-Jun couldn't be happier about having some company, even if it is a human. Really, it's been much too long, and if he makes a wrong move his nephiew can just kill the cultivator.
But when Ming Fan gets trapped inside of the cave system with no way for him to escape, things take a strange turn as the trapped demon and the head disciple accidentally discover a weak point in the runes keeping Tianglang-Jun trapped beneath the mountian.
Well, we can only hope that doesn't cause any unintended problems after Ming Fan manages to escape, exiting with an unusual crush and leaving behind a demon lord that had quickly become infatuated with him.
Ming Fan, back on Qing Jing, thinking about the hot DILF (that concerningly looks like his most problem-seeking of shidis!) he accidentally unleashed upon the world: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
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meanwhile TLJ: Nephew, I have found my new muse! With those petal pink lips!
ZZL: His lips were beige?
TLJ: And that maiden's pout when he looks shy!
ZZL: That was frowning. Jungshang he was annoyed
TLJ: Now, he's not as spirited as my Xian-er-
ZZL: -may her soul rot in the fires of the Abyss-
TLJ: but we can work on that! Yes! Oh it's going to be just like that scene from The Maiden Dines With Her Lord Tonight! I can already see it! Hey, hey nephew, go back to the palace and find me a pipa. I must compose a song worthy of his love!
ZZL, already tired: ...yes Junshang