#pidw

Where SY is one og Bingge's wives and basically running everything trying to take burden off Bingge. Not that's he's ever noticed. He is full on running the realms while LBH is away. People have to stop themselves slipping up and calling SY emperor/empress.

Bingge doesn't notice and SY is just overlooked constantly he tries not to let it bother him, it's fine he's able to fix for things for Bingge he's busy... it's been years and he hasn't even tried to see him once or notice but it's fine. Really it's fine he's fine.

So what if he's the one running the country, and the one who sits by Bingge's bedside when he does get injured (Only he had to leave for 1 moment to sort out a court issue and in that time Bingge woke up alone and called for one of his other wives to fix the issue because of course he was affected by a papapa plot plant) and so what if when Bingge does walk past him he doesn't even look at him. It's fine, SY is fine...

Only then the Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens. Bingge is laser focused on getting a kind shizun as his empress...

So to clear harem he starts divorcing wives, including SY.

SY just shattered and it's. OK IT'S NOT FINE HE'S UPSET AND PISSED AND FUCK THIS SHIT.

SY leaves and goes back to wherever the wives family is.

... it doesn't take a week for everything to go to shit.

Advisors and nobles and every member of palace staff is freaking out everything's broken.

Bingge is pulled out of his Shziun focus tasks only to find everything almost on fire and what is happening? why isn't this stuff done? wait he's meant to do this? He's never done this? He doesn't know how to do this?

Cue him having to run realms and figure out how this has just broken whose been doing this before? How much of his job have they been doing? What do you mean it was a wife?

He goes to find wife and finds very upset and unhappy SY who is not coming back and refuses a proposal. Bingge having to woo him and slowly realizing he did have a kind Shziun.

He was married to his kind Shziun.

He divorced his kind Shziun.

[ID: A Scum Villain redraw of a pulp lesbian novel cover. Sha Hualing is lying down while wearing a very revealing outfit of red scarves, and she's twisting up with a grin to touch Liu Mingyan. Liu Mingyan is veiled and smiling; both are blushing. A block letter title says, "I Prefer Girls" End ID]

Description by @nebulations (is this right??)

Quick Mingling drawing! I’ve always wanted to do some variation of this meme but didn’t know who to do it with. Then I remembered that these two exist.

Shen Yuan is reborn as one of Binghe’s many forgotten wives in his harem, he makes it his mission to divorce this demon emperor no matter what, turns out PIDW has extremely elaborate (and weirdly horny) super fleshed out divorce laws (because a lot of the members of Binghe’s harem were already married or betrothed) that make it impossible for Shen Yuan to divorce the demon emperor, this will not stop him from trying.

Shen Yuan becomes the top expert in divorce law for demons, mortals and cultivators alike! He personally may not be able (yet) to get his divorce (this is airplane’s fault) but he is giving consultations left and right, divorce has skyrocketed and it is all Shen Yuan’s doing!

Luo Bingge: Sure, I'm down for some new kinks

Wife Shen Yuan: Cool, and can this one be referred to a man from now on

Luo Bingge: Of course, whatever my husband wants

Husband Shen Yuan: Thank you, and how about a divorce-

So now Shen Yuan has a huge house! And ten children. And maybe another five that he eventually adopts. And many more who join along the way. And obviously he needs babysitters to look after them while he works, so he hires nannies. And cooks. And servants. And teachers.

Then suddenly everyone is calling Master Shen, they bow down to him, and treat him as if he were a master of a demonic sect. And Shen Yuan doesn't care about reputation! He gets paid more when they think he's important, he gets more jobs, and that means more money to spoil his children!

What he didn't take into account is, of course, that Emperor Luo Binghe would arrive at his doorstep. Having destroyed all the cultivation sects, why did this arrogant cultivator think he would allow that one existed just because it was demonic? Luo Binghe is furious: his harem doesn't interest him, there isn't a kind Shizun out there for him who doesn't have another weak copy of him, and now this arrogant cultivator takes advantage of his absence to form a sect.

But Luo Binghe is benevolent: since the demonic cultivator did nothing to him, he will give this arrogant master a warning to dissolve his sect, or Luo Binghe will have it burned. If he is smart, the arrogant cultivator will know what to choose.

Except that the arrogant black and green-robed cultivator simply completely denies having a demonic cultivation sect, introduces the more than twenty demon-children under his care as his children, and even invites Luo Binghe to stay if he wants to prove that it is actually his family and not a sect.

So she draws a bath for her husband. He’s sore after another unsuccessful campaign against Yue Qingyuan. He’s already taken out his anger for the day— the jade pass to the water prison still hangs on his belt. Ning Yingying undresses him, flatters him, rubs his shoulders like a docile, doting wife should. She helps him into the bath, grabs the salts and powders from the hutch, and activates the acid. The fire and heat it produces is enough to singe off several inches of her hair, but it does the job. In minutes, there is no more Luo Binghe that can regenerate. Just a nasty pool of foul smelling liquid.

Like did somebody make "This is Sparta" meme with SQQ and LBH?

Did they make fun of Airplane's writing, or are there only gooners left?

Did they make fun of Peerless Cucumber too?

Peerless Cucumber explaining how these two similar leaves are actually foreshadowing for plot:

When it was really foreshadowing but for more papapa scenes:

Were there Ace Attorney parodies with his rants and heated discussion in comments?

Was there a powerscale fights about who would be stronger: Luo Binghe or Liu Qingge if he was alive? Meanwhile fujoshi was quietly enjoying their Luo Binghe/Mobei Jun or Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge crumbs in the corner?