you are what you eat

You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting

June 18, 2023 never forgor

why is everyone cooler than me!!!

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

duchamp was kind of an idiot. he called the urinal a fountain which they don't do that, push water outward. I don't think he understood very well how they worked. or maybe he just didn't understand splashback and pissed harder than most people. like i mean way harder. like 300% harder than the average guy. just pressurizing the hell out of his piss from bladder to tip and just going absolutely wild on the back board spraying himself with piss constantly. completely soaked in it like a fucking idiot and was like "oh of course it's like a piss fountain" and named it that

well that caught me off guard