Your Fairy Saltmother

oh LAWD HE COMIN

BODE

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

there’s something so embarrassing about all the cast members in the new harry potter series that are openly being like “i want everyone to know i don’t agree with jk rowling’s views on trans people” like they think that will make up for them being on the show. maybe it’s just for the sake of their own consciences but it reads as “i know her views and actions harm people but i’m in it for the paycheck”. it’s not like this is just an adaptation of rowling’s work without her involvement, she is an executive producer on the show 😭 at that point just don’t say anything

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

In a fight

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices