Your Fairy Saltmother

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

finallly a way for me to get involved in the community

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

Or sometimes you just don't like someone and there's no reason for it. They're perfectly decent, you just don't want to be near them. It's called the bitch eating crackers test. If they were over in a corner eating crackers, would you be like (even if just in your head) 'there's that bitch over there eating crackers, grr, I hate her?' Then that's the problem.

look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place