Donald Trump Is Not Joking About Annexing Canada: A Fucking Timeline
December 3, 2024: Trump's quip about Canada becoming 51st state was a joke, says minister who was there (CBC News šØš¦) <- This is when it could have feasibly been a joke
January 7, 2025: Donald Trump is quoted in a press conference directly stating his intentions to annex Canada (New York Times, timestamp 0:45 šŗšø) <- This is where Americans should have stopped telling Canadians it's just a joke
REPORTER 1: Are you also considering military force to annex and acquire Canada?
DONALD TRUMP: No. Economic force.
February 7, 2025: Trudeau says Trump threat to annex Canada 'is a real thing' (BBC š¬š§) <- This is where the Commonwealth starts to take it seriously
Trudeau suggested Trump has floated the idea of taking over Canada and making it the "51st state" because he wants to access the country's critical minerals.
"Mr Trump has it in mind that the easiest way to do it is absorbing our country and it is a real thing," the prime minister said.
February 9, 2025: "Trump's national security adviser: 'I don't think there's any plans to invade Canada'" (NBC News šŗšø) <- CANADIANS NOTICE THAT THIS IS NOT A VERY STRONG DENIAL OF POSSIBLE MILITARY FORCE
February 10, 2025: Trump Confirms Heās Serious About Wanting Canada As 51st State (Forbes šŗšø)
Fox News host Bret Baier asked Trump whether Trudeau was right in telling business leaders the U.S. presidentās threat to absorb Canada is a āreal thing,ā to which Trump agreed with Trudeau and responded, āYes it is.ā
February 12, 2025: āTrump effectā: How US tariffs, ā51st stateā threats are shaking up Canada (Al Jazeera š¶š¦) <- This is where the rest of the fucking world outside America starts to take it seriously
February 18 2025: CBC releases podcast episode: "What if the U.S. invaded Canada?" (CBC's Front Burner šØš¦)
March 4, 2025: Canada Eyeing NATO Ally's Nukes To Deter Trump 'Threat': Candidate (Newsweek šŗšø), British nuclear weapons can protect Canada against Trump, says Trudeau party candidate (The Telegraph š¬š§)
āI would be working urgently with [European Nato allies] to build a closer security relationship⦠in a time when the United States can be a threat,ā said [Canada's] ex-foreign minister and finance minister at the final Liberal leadership debate last week.
March 4, 2025: Prime Minister Trudeau: "What he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy, because thatāll make it easier to annex usā (CTV News šØš¦)
March 7, 2025: BC Premier David Eby: āWe know the president in back rooms with Canadian officials has said he wants to redraw the border" (Global News šØš¦)
Eby: "If this president wants to annex Canada, he should save his breath to cool his soup, it is never going to happen.ā
March 7, 2025: How Trumpās ā51st Stateā Canada Talk Came to Be Seen as Deadly Serious (New York Times šŗšø) <- This is where American news media starts to treat this as maybe possibly not a joke
March 9, 2025: U.S. Congress bill aims to prevent funding of invasion of Canada (CTV News šØš¦) <- This is where you should understand that military force is ON THE TABLE
March 11, 2025: Canadian opinion of U.S. falls sharply; 63% take Trump's threats 'very seriously' (National Post šØš¦)
March 13, 2025 (TODAY): Trump threatens to acquire Canada, Greenland while next to NATO chief (Global News šØš¦)
āTo be honest with you, Canada only works as a state...This would be the most incredible country visually,ā [Trump] said. āIf you look at a map, they drew an artificial line right through it, between Canada and the U.S., just a straight artificial line. Somebody did it a long time ago, many many decades ago, and it makes no sense.ā -Donald Trump
And hey, just for fun, let's contrast that with another quote:
First of all, I would like to emphasize that the wall that has emerged in recent years between Russia and Ukraine, between the parts of what is essentially the same historical and spiritual space, to my mind is our great common misfortune and tragedy...I am confident that true sovereignty of Ukraine is possible only in partnership with Russia. -Vladimir Fucking Putin, the year before launching an attack on Ukraine, which everyone also said he was joking about and definitely wouldn't do (2021 essay, Kremlin official website š·šŗ)
I know you're overwhelmed, Americans, but please stop saying this is a joke. Canadians are anticipating an invasion, possibly within the year. This is not a fucking drill.