Sorry About the Mess ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

i absolutely think a relationship with a younger girl (me) would heal emily prentiss

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

BRING THEM BACK!!!

Wow this became awfully relevant huh.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

or a suit actor

or a scale model

or a matte painting

A simple green onion will rock your world

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.