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one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

me in the dvd store looking for that one old shia labeouf movie

me instructing my excavation crew when we arrive on the archaeological site

me looking for the right cheese

me thrusting my arms around while putting a sweater on

me in an argument trying to find logical fallacies in the other person’s points

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

This is my anthem

I only saw this legend in screenshots

Im glad i am able to see this legend in other than screenshots

omh it’s the post

THE LEGEND LIVES!!!!!!!!!

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

Inspecting your dash for mice

sensible chuckle

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

this is amazing thank you

Threads like this are pretty much the reason I come to Tumblr