Too Lazy for Pajamas

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

basically if i work as hard as i can for every single day of my life, if i give it my all and never give up, if i stand out, if i make myself remarkable, if i make myself inimitable and irreplaceable, then maybe one day i'll possess the same kind of worth everyone else already inherently has, and maybe then i'll finally deserve love

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

unrealistic how institutional knowledge rarely causes problems in star trek given how much it causes problems in the real world. nobody’s ever getting calls from their last posting because they’re the one who revamped the code for the ship’s navigational array and no one else can figure out how it works. there are no sticky notes on consoles that say “talk to alex before touching” and it turns out alex retired to risa and hasn’t been heard from since. no one’s spending their whole shift deciphering barely comprehensible notes from the previous ops chief

#when o'brien left ds9 he left behind a padd that read “good fucking luck” and nothing else (via @butterflyslinky)

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm