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was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

strongermonster

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

strongermonster

my artists rendition of the morning in question

Jessie Buckley photographed by Gina Gizella Manning

for Entertainment Weekly, February 2026.

#jessie buckley #the bride!

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lookinglass-fic

Here Comes The M*Fing Bride! (I loved this movie, you guys.)

#the bride!

greelin

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

sluttynurse

we probably gotta stop rating things women do on a scale of empowering/not empowering at some point

sometimes my step dad will hit me with a silly ass question like “have you ever heard of dead kennedys?” and i have to be like yeah bro I lived with you for my whole life and you haven’t listened to a new band in 20 years. I know literally all the music you like.

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hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

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It’s interesting when you find a tumblr screenshot on a different platform because the comments & replies on that platform are always going to be so different and sooo much more stupid than the comments & replies from tumblr. i think even the dumbest tumblr user has to be smarter than the average instagram reels commenter

lovers-and-dreamers

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

lovers-and-dreamers

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

Charli XCX recorded “House” specifically for the Wuthering Heights soundtrack, which is weird because the internet had already wrung the life out of the song and beaten it into a bloody pulp of memes before the movie even came out, so by the time I heard it in the actual movie context I was like wow I can’t believe they used a tiktok meme song in Wuthering Heights

limitedmedicine

【Rippi/リッピ】

fuzzy bugs series

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@shiba0607

What are Bigfoot’s pronouns? My dad would like to know

#it’s my post #dad posting

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as someone who is seemingly always in a state of being at home doing nothing wishing i was out doing something, buying this book changed my lifeeee. it has about 40 different outings in my city, organized by season, tells you exactly where to go and what to look for, gives you interesting factoids about the area & the wildlife etc. whenever i’m at home rotting in my own boredom i can just flip to a page and go there. afaik these authors are seattle natives so i don’t think they have guides for other cities but 10/10 recommend if you can find a similar type of book for your city.

#it’s my post

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