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What's ur opinion on the 2005 p&p?
FUCK THIS MOVIE. I HATE THIS MOVIE. There is so much whack shit in this film:
the five sisters are KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, amy dunne, johanna mason, carey mulligan of βdriveβ, doctor who episode βblinkβ and being the future mom of a mumfordβs son fame, and the main girl from st trinians???? WHAT KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE PERFECTION their dad is president snow and their mum was vera in noted television procedural vera???? OKAY
DARCY IS 6β2
MR BINGLEY WAS OCTAVIUS IN ROME AND ALSO HAS THE CHEEKBONES OF A TOLKIEN ELF
JUDI DENCHΒ
this movie is just Joe Wright Period Period Piece but it is THE EPITOME OF THIS VERY SPECIFIC GENRE. HEβS NOT GONNA TOP THIS AND HE NEEDS TO STOP TRYING the panning shot of the peak district??? βLiz On Top Of The Worldβ plays in the bg itβs the ULTIMATE.Β
HOT LIZARD KING WICKHAM
and okay i love how this movie shows the bennets as an actual FAMILY
like theyβre messy and tactile and they talk over one another itβs so genuine
AND I LOVE THEIR HOUSE WITH THE CREEPING VINES
and okay the COSTUMES IN THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDD
everyoneβs white gowns in the netherfield ball scene? YOOOOOO
honestly the production value of this movie is nuts
itβs the AESTHETIC
alright so jane austen novels are awesome and they show a lot about society and relationships in the regency era
and the thing about 2005 pride and prejudice is that it doesnβt only show the verbal sparring/tension between lizzie and darcy
but the sexual tension as well
THE SEXUAL UNDERTONES OF THIS MOVIE
OH MY GOD
ITβS SO FUCKING MUCH
like every interaction is loaded with like sexy LOOKS and body language
and like they donβt even kiss but itβs so obvious they wanna bang
THEY WANT TO BANG
SO
BAD
itβs like raw magnetism
itβs something people would write ridiculous articles in cosmo about
like that bit where darcy helps lizzie into the carriage???????
HE HELPS HER UP
(ITβS THE 1800S, PEOPLE DONT TOUCH)
she looks at him, scandalised
HE WALKS AWAY, FLEXING HIS HAND AS IF ITβS BURNING
ROMANCE
thereβs this scene where lizzie and darcy are dancing in a crowded room but theyβre so focused on each other the other people LITERALLY MELT AWAY
LIKE THEYβRE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE
(sidebar: HER HAIR IN THIS SCENE. GOD DAMN.)
also THE TRACKING SHOT THROUGH THE PARTY OH MY GODΒ
and okay, like
letβs not even GET INTO the declaration scene
after a heavy dose of SEXILY AVOIDING EACH OTHERβS GLANCES IN CHURCH the sexual tension crescendos
UNDER THE AWNING OF SOME ANCIENT RUIN
IN THE POURING RAIN
he advances; he admits his love
she REBUKES him
affronted, he insults pretty much everything about her
she responds but rebuking him again but WORSE
but the sexual tensionβs still there
thereβs just the noise of the rain
the air between them is so charged it could power like
a small city probably
THEYβRE SUPER CLOSE
NO TOUCHEY
AND THEN
HE LEANS FORWARD, EYES LOCKED ON HER LIPS
HEβS GONNA KISS HER
SHE WANTS HIM TO KISS HER
HE DOESNβT KISS HER
THEΒ
FUCKING
TENSION
I CANβT EVEN WATCH THIS BIT HONESTLY
and she regrets it immediately after and then he DROPS OFF THE LETTER AND SHEβS JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK REALLY
I KNOW BABE. I KNOW
and itβs the kind of movie you can rewatch a hundred times and itβs still as amazing as the first time and you pick up all these little things you missed
it was like my 20th watch when i realised that mary is in love with mr collins
and ok THE LIVING SCULPTURES OF PEMBERLEY SCENE
all the pemberly scenes really like when they show up and lizzie sees this bomb ass house that couldβve been hers and sheβs just like, βhahahhahahahaha i fucked up, i fucked up. i fucked up so bad im sorry, im trashβ
AND WHEN SHE MEETS GEORGIANA AND SHE LOOKS AT LIZZIE AND DARCY LIKE SMIRK.EMOJI
she knows
and the scene where DARCY AND BINGLEY PRACTICE WHAT HEβS GOING TO SAY TO JANE
REGENCY SOFT BRO AF
and the scene before when the bennets rush to make themselves look presentable and itβs sooooo awkward and forced HONESTLY THEY ARE THE BEST
AND JANE AND BINGLEY LOWKEY OTP FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER
AND JANE STANDING THERE IN THE SUNBEAM LOOKING LIKE A LITERAL ANGEL AND TEARS IN HER EYES AS SHE SAYS YES
and then
DARCY
LOOKING LIKE SOME FABIO SHIT
WALING ACROSS THE MOORS
TO HER
WHAT THE HELLLLLL
THE MUSIC SWELLS
HEβS RUGGED
βYOU MUST KNOWβ¦ SURELY YOU MUST KNOW IT WAS ALL FOR YOUβ
s t o p
and lizzie is standing there with her artfully messy hair
βYOU HAVE BEWITCHED ME, BODY AND SOUL, AND I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOUβ
good BYE
and she kisses his hands? NOOOOOOO
THEY GONNA BANG SO MUCH
i keep this movie on every device i have in case i need an emergency pick me up
once i watched this with dinner at night and when it finished the dvd was on a loop and it started playing againβ¦. and i watched it againβ¦ twice
For the love of fuck UNMUTE
Reblogging because i am still laughing at this years later i mean @m4g0rtz and i regularly quoted "i blew out muh butthole" at each other
my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people
Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.
Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

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Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.
I do have a question
The way I screeched
Smitten π
Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.
My parents btw :( I cried

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Preach I guess
OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
#SlytherinSunday special RAVENCLAW edition! More special editions coming up before Christmas, I wonder what theyβll beβ¦π€
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like to charge, reblog to cast.
I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?
Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.
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