this was a bad idea.

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

posts like these are why I can’t leave tumblr and have ultimately stopped trying

Current mood…

Reminder that she actually wins that season, so keep your head up.

i don’t know how you guys ever remember any of the plot points on riverdale because to me that show has this effect where i finish watching an episode and immediately the entire show is eternal sunshine’d from my brain like i genuinely could not tell you anything that’s ever happened on riverdale and that’s why it’s the best thing on tv

the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

this has gotten 500x more true this year

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

F5 F5 F5

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

A N G E Y   B O I

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

Morally it wouldn’t be wrong to kill pharmaceutical company executives

But also our elected officials have the ability to regulate this. The entire debate about drug costs neglects to discuss how it’s incredibly fix-able. They just won’t do it.