hi :)

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

Talking to my traumatized friends like “take your time responding and don’t feel any need to cater to my opinion in this matter just tell me the truth about what you feel. Your feelings are valid. ” and it’s about like choosing where to go to lunch.

Everyone. Get jiggy with it. Now

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

apple spider vinegar

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

this is why you shouldn't swear

every song nowadays is 'the best song ever' and then you listen to it and it's not fast car by tracy chapman

manager today asked if i’d face paint for an event my work is hosting and she said “you can face paint, right? we all just assumed you could face paint” which is a fun assessment of my character

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever