LizzzardWizard

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

Does anybody know how to fix it