LizzzardWizard

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

really good decision i made this weekend was going to see backrooms and then afterwards sneaking into a showing of the new jackass movie in an incredibly effective double feature we referred to as Jackrooms or alternatively Backass. both movies start with grainy camcorder footage of some dipshit getting injured except one of them is a nameless character getting chased by a scary backrooms monster and the other is johnny knoxville shooting himself in the chest at point blank with a real gun

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

using this post to explain how life is actually miserable won’t make you any happier. sit with me for a moment. give yourself a second away from the awful parts of life.

book im reading is awesome, this girl awakens an ancient super powerful revenant that may or may not be evil and definitely wants to take over her body and [something something high fantasy quest] but she's so bad at taking care of herself that the revenant (sharing her body) has to be like "girl you need to stop to rest. no not just for your horse, you need to rest too. start a fire. eat something that's got some calories in it. now for sleep- STOP LOOKING AT THE STABLE. THERE IS LITERALLY AN ABANDONED HOUSE NEXT DOOR YOU CAN SLEEP IN A BED"

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.