The biggest Nobody at the mall

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

About that one Mr mime card where they're playing imaginary chess, do you think it could be a test of strength for them? Not only do they have to stay focused on the charade for however long the game lasts they also have to correctly envision the amount of squares on the board, remember the positions of their own pieces and their opponents pieces, and know the actual rules of chess, WHILE nothing is actually there. There are no chairs there is no board and the pieces don't exist. It all comes down to who can pretend better

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is