The biggest Nobody at the mall

There isn't a clear shot of it but Sigurd is DEFINITELY holding a version of Light's Order from the Missing Link beta. I think the level 4 version considering the lights in the mid-section. Light's Order was a keyblade that specialised with a magic range combat style, for whatever insight that gives to Sigurd's fighting style and personality

me when I am an average quadratum citizen who decided to take a walk outside and breathe in the nighttime air after it rained but grotesque vultures and titans the size of buildings jump out to instantly kill me

Wait a fucking minute.

POV: You are at your boring 9-5 office job, you've just gone to grab more paper for the printer and some spikey haired anime boy has just crashed through the window fighting an enormous creature of darkness what do you do