The biggest Nobody at the mall

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

I love following walk throughs, and save scumming, and cheating, and easy mode, and looking up how other people solved problems. I will always do whatever I want to make a game an enjoyable experience for me.

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

took a nap and had a dream someone on here actually posted ‘what’s your favorite step’ over a photo of the paved brick roads in daybreak town i’m not even joking

d23 tomorrow is like hearing a distant but ever-louder chanting yelling SOMETHING’S COMING SOMETHING’S COMING but you don’t know if it’s santa claus or a nuclear bomb

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice