#lizardlife for... my lizardlife. has pictures of snails too.
#lizardwriting the various things i write [ao3]
#good sounds music recs
#lizardreading bookstuff
#about me oh so relatable
#fav the best posts on the internet. or something.
writing: ocverse
aka the greater boston polycule [ao3 link]
slice of life shenanigans without a big narrative arc. they're just vibing.
notable tags & links:
platonically married goes polycule: #otp: you stop the world #otp: a 1000 years #mika tag #gabriel tag #kat tag [otpoverboard] [your ship as textposts]
the love is requited they're just idiots. so much pining, with a side of grief: #otp: bury your heart #july tag #daria tag #fiona tag
masochistic sub and mean sadistic dom. slightly dysfunctional, highly undernegotiated: #otp: sleep paralysis #fia tag #helena tag
the important side characters: #aaron tag #quinn tag #eleonor tag #ruby tag
writing: warcrimes au
aka the evil mirrorverse [ao3 link]
(yes one day i might give it a proper title)
grimy scifi setting, the evil terran empire vs the scrappy rebels. for now almost exclusively focused on a mad scientist war criminal, because she's just the coolest.
some gore, some fluff, some drama, and a whole lot of unhinged smut.
notable tags & links:
#warcrimes au [overview post] [incorrect quotes]
mad scientist and her favorite chew toy. unethically toxic, unhealthy power imbalance, and horny af: #otp: break me once more #helena tag #fia tag [otpoverboard] [your ship as textposts] [kink overview]
friends-to-???-to-enemies. two sides of the same coin: #otp: queens gambit #helena tag #addie tag
writing: other
#fnv au courier mika & her wasteland adventures. silly idea that somehow turned into a bunch of fics
#comms for me all the amazing art i got of those idiots (it's mostly mika and helena lol)
and just to note, i am always super fucking elated about random asks and or tag games and shit when it comes to my idiot squad.
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Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time
I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks
its kind of distressing how you can tell a lot of people see popular indie artists and writers and such as like "a Celebrity but one which i stand a half decent chance of bullying to death"
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It's perfectly natural for autists to like trains because trains are like our older brothers, to whom we can look up. Trains are big and strong creatures; unstoppable and proud, but they are elegant and logical. Not human but like humanity they are higher than beasts. The train is like a stoic sword hero who does what must be done and whose will must be respected, for his course cannot be altered. A train is an adult man with asperger's who has a job. And he's faster than everybody. I could be like him some day.
A watercolor painting of a swimmer encoutering some sapphic mermaids, edited slightly for tumblr. (The titty-out version is over on my bluesky at juliedillon.bsky.social )
The man, "Kar", grimaced as the hot white light blared into his face, body stretched out and exposed on the metal gurney. He squirmed in discomfort, or as much as he could with the restraints on his wrists and ankles, and I could've sworn I saw a few cowardly tentacles slip back under the hem of his thin graphic tshirt.
→ Note: tendrils shy away from light sources.
I leaned over the table to examine the torso a little closer. I thought I was just a sillhouette from his point of view, but he seemed to gasp in recognition anyways.
"Ev! Ev, please, I-"
I quickly covered his mouth with a gloved hand, reaching towards my tools all spread out on the tray and shoved a wad of cotton in his mouth.
→ Note: human facade begs for mercy.
I ran my palms down his chest, thoroughly searching for any irregularities in the flesh or bone of the body. I kept thinking I'd found something, a ridge of scar tissue or strange bone or a squishy mound of flesh, but it all seemed to melt away the second my hand made contact.
→ Note: irregularities in torso. Further investigation required.
I reached back towards my toolset and picked up an intimidating pair of shears. I chuckled a little under my breath at the confused panic in Kar's eyes as I loomed over him with the impressive tool, but I simply needed to dispose of the irritating clothing that separated me from the discovery of a lifetime.
The shears sliced easily through the thin fabric to reveal an unnervingly smooth, pale chest. No scars, no lumps, no strange bone structures. Just soft, unpenetrated flesh.
→ Note: torso exposed, irregularities gone. Further investigation required.
I couldn't prevent a small smile tugging at my lips as I turned back to my tray and picked up a scalpel.
A shiver wracked through the man's body as I leaned over him once again, white light glinting off of the pristine metal of my favourite tool. He looked panicked as my blade inched closer to his exposed stomach.
→ Note: elevated heart rate, shallow breathing, excessive perspiration. An impressive show of duplicity.
I sunk my scalpel inside of him, letting out a small breath at the pleasure coursing through my body. I frowned, though, at the result of my initial cut.
→ Note: blood an unusual colour. Deep blue/indigo. Similar to an octopus? No, too dark.
I carefully set my scalpel aside once the cut was wide enough, and sunk my fingers into the pulsing wound. He was warm, soft, and oozing with that strange blue substance.
→ Note: Organs seem human. Unsure if safe to remove, but-
Something wrapped around my wrist.
I was practically elbow deep inside of him by then, dark sludge coating my arms and splattering onto the front of my apron when Kar's warm insides started morphing from human organs to monstrous tendrils. I could feel the panic rising in my chest, heart pounding in my ears and screaming at me to pull away, but I couldn't. That's when I realized the tentacles weren't threatening me: they were inviting me in.
→ Note: vitals unavailable due to lack of human organs, but subject seems distressed. Tentacles do not.
Kar was moaning on the table, and it took me a long moment to realize he was saying something. My name, actually.
I frowned. "That's Doctor Ev to you, Kar. Hold still, please."
I tried pulling my hands out from the cavity of his torso, but the tendrils only locked harder around my wrists. I winced in pain at the intensity of the suckers, feeling like the flesh would be torn from the bone if I tried any harder to pull away.
→ Note: tentacles very strong, not sure if I can escape this hold.
"Kar, please, I need you to let go of me. This is ridiculous, I-"
The stomach opened into a gaping maw and tentacles burst from it with a loud squelch.
→ Note: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-
His tentacles were quickly wrapping around every part of my body, pulling me closer and seeping a strange almost-liquid that soaked through my apron and into my lab coat immediately. Kar's body was almost unrecognizable now, the only familiar sight his wide brown eyes as he stared up at me with need. He was mouthing something, no, moaning something, and the tentacles were pulling me closer closer closer to his lips-
"I want you, Ev."
"Fuck- Kar- let me go, I can't move, I-"
→ Note: I want you too.
I gasped, choking on my own saliva as I fought to take just one final breath and
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i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate
a perch, for a precarious june, and we extend a very warm welcome to another applicant for residency in Nowhere Town, Greater Borough of Nowhere, Nowhere, @my-friends-fan
wherever & whenever you are, i hope your sleep is always quiet
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