I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic
You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

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I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic
You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

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crayfish galore!
Catastrophize Benedictine
All right, Ubiquitous Anxiety Chips, I bet a cool ten grand on you, so don’t let me down!
Anhedonia Strawberry!
I’m sure it’s a winner. But it’s hard to care very much. About anything :P
Avoidance Popcorn for the win!
self hatred ice cream
hyperactivity popsicle
executive dysfunction pancake
happy pride
okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
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i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this
People have been saying stuff for years at this point
Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs
if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free
Fun fact! Demanding updates is also likely to make authors delay them, either out of spite, or because you bring their mood too low to effectively write!
For me it causes both <3
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
I’ve never kicked it either. Let’s KICK THAT CAN!

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It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.
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one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN
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NGL the polarity between:
“Be all the beautiful things you are. And be them without apology.”
And,
“Be who you are. But be it on the other side of the moon. Or kill yourself :-|.” HAS BEEN KILLLINGGGGG ME LMAOOOOOOO

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nothing good left in this world.