Living ~400lbr

June: LGBTQ+ Pride Month

July: Disability Pride Month

August: Fat Liberation Month

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

She grew up geographically in the United States, more or less, and culturally had a lot of exposure to life in California from the mid 20th to early 21st centuries. She's still a monarchist, because that's how fae society works. Her solution to a bad king isn't to establish a democracy – it's to go and find a good king to put on the throne. It never occurs to her to do it differently

She's more tech savvy than a lot of the older fae, but still not immune to seeing something it's been around for at least a decade as a potential passing fad

Because of the midterms

"Covid was years ago I don't understand why theyre rehashing it!"

The midterms are happening in a few months

"How can they hold him in contempt? He didn't say anything!"

They're performing political theater to remind people of how upset they were during the pandemic about the decisions being made because the midterms are happening in November and the Covid backlash is how they won 2024.