I was watching the the Argentina vs Cape Verde game today and even thought I knew how it was going to end midway through I was praying to a god I no longer believe in to have Lionel Messi fall and sprain - nothing major- something just to do the impossible and as I was fully cussing and losing my mind at my (second) place of employment, I was just thinking of how I’ve projected my hatred of Messi to MY Shane Hollander who hired his Husbands Etsy witch to curse him and would right about now be sending an email asking for a refund and telling Ilya his witch is broken


























