Putting the Man in Necromancer

Item: free cursed sofa

we have to stay together for the sake of our podcast that is bad and we are not even doing

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

The thing about Spock being hot is that he isn't framed like he's supposed to be. Yknow? Like the cinematography and the way other characters interact with him doesn't typically imply you the viewer are meant to desire him carnally. So it can be easy to forget for a moment until it just kind of suddenly hits you. And "wait Spock's hot" is perhaps one of the least original thoughts one can have but nevertheless I'm kind of continuously having this revelation

Furthermore he's like. Statuesque. He has a certain poise and grace about him rarely found in men. He's cunty but understated. She ate and she chewed with her mouth closed. You know what I mean? And the whole point of him is that "carnal desire" is extremely off limits. You CANNOT fuck him. Unless.......? And this is the repressed erotic intrigue that invented fanfiction

@wooftphr

Life feels like it became more cooperative for me when I stopped internally begging for and desperately wanting anything, a career, a relationship, a home, etc. and I started asking “why do i want this?” And “how can I move towards it gracefully”. Stop demanding. Start asking better questions.